o: wine
u: chocolate milk

o: getting oral sex
u: giving oral sex

o: talking
u: listening

o: steak
u: fried bologna sandwich

o: knowing lots of people
u: actually "knowing" people

o: the internet
u: an encyclopedia

o: kick drums
u: rack toms

o: slint
u: kinghorse

o: david sedaris
u: david rakoff

Dovetail is a great, great record.

I can't think of its opposite.

But pens are overrated.

What's so great about pens?

Hosoi wrote:What's so great about pens?

When you strategically place an i in there, a snicker might be induced.

Huh?

What are iPens?

Are those lasers or something?

Oh, I get it.

Piens! Ha ha!

That's really funny.

Hosoi wrote:What are iPens?

An Apple product that won't see the light of day for another few years.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Why couldn't Aaron Boone have found a good pickup basketball game yesterday afternoon? There are plenty of courts on the South Side.

As I turned off the TV before the ball even landed on the evening of Oct 16, 2003, I was thinking something similar.

Last year, I heard an interview with him in which he said something to the effect that he would rather have had gone to the World Series with the Yankees and lost than go with the Red Sox and won.

How do you unsalut? What's the opposite? A cockpunch?

Cockpunch, Aaron Boone!

itchy mcgoo wrote:O: Kobe Bryant
U: Kobo Abe

So true!

O: The Godfather
U: The Conversation

Even though the latter would probably not have been made were it not for the former's success.

Overrated: Thread Bumping

Underrated: Sneezing

O: debate
U: discourse

O: bank
U: mattress

O: pilots
U: truck drivers

O: bagels
U: the English Muffin

O- Major

U- Rysie

I want you all to ignore this post as it has upset someone and they have complained to me about it.

even though this is my opinion that I am better than him.