He prolly doesn't want to have to worry about cigarettes burning a hole in his waterbed.

ChristopherM wrote:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/car/351583096.html

HO MOTEL ON WHEELS, CHECK IT YO!!! - $5000
Reply to: sale-351583096@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-13, 3:50PM PDT

Holla!
Justin
925-727-8776

Is a "Ho Motel" anything like a "Roach Motel"? Let's hope not.

Holla indeed.

I say all the NYC EA people pool their resources and buy this.

New York's best original band - HeavySURF

Reply to: comm-378086176@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-20, 9:55AM EDT


HeavySURF, Long Island's best new original band, completed their first CD at Mike Sapone's (Brand New, Public Enemy) studio on Long Island. The production is crisp & tight and the performances are stellar! The CD will undoubtedly vault the band to the next level. Visit their websites to hear what they're doing now and to attend their next gig - they've been voted Long Island's best live band.

http://www.myspace.com/heavysurfband and http://www.heavysurf.net

HeavySURF



Location: New York
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mr.arrison wrote:

New York's best original band - HeavySURF

Reply to: comm-378086176@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-20, 9:55AM EDT


HeavySURF, Long Island's best new original band, completed their first CD at Mike Sapone's (Brand New, Public Enemy) studio on Long Island. The production is crisp & tight and the performances are stellar! The CD will undoubtedly vault the band to the next level. Visit their websites to hear what they're doing now and to attend their next gig - they've been voted Long Island's best live band.

http://www.myspace.com/heavysurfband and http://www.heavysurf.net

Sounds Like Heavy groove rock - Axis Bold as Love meets Wish You Were Here at an STP/Incubus show

The wrong New York steam pipe blew up.

Burun wrote:I say all the NYC EA people pool their resources and buy this.

Or just pool together the resources and start a new one.

mr.arrison wrote:The production is crisp & tight and the performances are stellar!

But does it sound punchy, yet warm?

$570 One very small room, share closet- you clean toliet
Reply to: hous-386472296@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-31, 6:16PM PDT


Hi and Salutations!
I have one room no larger than a walk-in closet, in the heart of P-town. No TV, pets, plants (may be poisonous to pets), loud telephone calls or cooking of meat products that have not been deemed organic/free-range. Tell me a little about yourself and why you think I should allow you to live in a house with three other young twenty-somthings all doing totally cool things with their lives. Be real to the fact that the housemates will be interviewing up multitudes of people vying for the space..Don't appear desperate; we hate desperation...
Credit check, PAP and physical required at your cost
Landlord needs $2000 and three references

I need advice about A.A. (Burbank)
Reply to: pers-387206259@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-01, 6:41PM CDT


I drank heavily for some 15 years till my doctor told me I had pretty serious kidney damage and had to stop drinking. So I joined Alcoholics Anonymous, and I fucking HATED it, but I did stop drinking.
Well, I've been sober for almost 3 years now and a couple weeks ago I read about something called "auto-erotic asphyxiation"- basically you wrap a belt or something around your neck to cut off the blood from your brain and when you whack off the pressure builds until your about to pass out, then right as you cum you release the belt and the rush of blood intensifies the orgasm like 1000 times.
It's supposed to be a MAJOR buzz and you can do it without messing up your sobriety!
I've been trying this all this last weekend and this week and I must be doing it wrong because it's not working. I tried it with a belt and it wouldn't get tight enough, so then I tried it with a bungee cord with hooks on the ends. I wrapped this bungee cord around my neck like 8 times and hooked it and started beating off like CRAZY and all that happened was the blood vessels in my eyes bursted so I've had to wear sunglasses all week long to hide my blood-red eyes.
They look so gross!
Then I tried it with a length of rope and kinda hung myself from my shower curtain rod, but right when I was about to cum the rod broke and I fell and whacked my head against the sink, and the rough rope tore the shit out of my neck and bruised it all up so I've had to wear turtleneck shirts to work all week, and it's SO fucking hot everyone thinks I'm drinking again cuz I've been wearing the sunglasses and turtlenecks all the time and I have a big purple knot on my head where I hit the sink.
What am I doing wrong?
Why isn't it working?
I've though about getting some rubber hose and trying with that but I've already wasted like 40$ on belts and bungee cord and rope so I need to get this right, I'm kinda low on cash till I get paid next week.
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Artists needed for Hip Hop Heroes Calendar
Reply to: ronaldsturgess@gmail.com
Date: 2007-08-02, 12:45PM CDT


I want to make a calendar of hip hop heroes
Example; the Def FF
Tupac, Biggie, Aliyah, and Left Eye
as the Hip hop version of the Fantastic Four
Mr. Fantastic, The Thing, The invisible girl
and The Human Torch respectively

That's just the idea for February
If you can paint and draw likenesses and you love comic books
Hit me up!

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/rnr/387759406.html

I think this just might be my fav craigs post I've seen

Originally Posted: Wed, 18 Feb 15:36 EST
RANT: The goldfish on my desk.
Date: 2004-02-18, 3:36PM EST



I've got a goldfish which lives in a bowl on my desk. It sits about two feet away from me. I feed it flakes everyday.

Just now, the damned thing took a shit, turned around, and ate it. I know I read somewhere that goldfish have a memory span of 3 seconds, but for real, you can't remember taking a crap a millesecond before turning around and registering it as food?

Oh, god. He just did it again. He belongs in a toilet.



PostingID: 24656546

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/24656546.html
In case you think it's fake.