Holy balls, i drank lots of red stripe and old style and a bit of cheap wine.

I'm drinking water now so my body doesn't say "FUCK YOU ANDREW" in the morning.

Glad I'm back at college.

It's 2:39 now. I've been drinking since 11, i think.

I'm in Rhode Island right now, and everything closes around 8. What the fuck?

What a day for a night!
Am I drunk? Kinda'.

Do I have a decent reason?
Yes.

Two-fold...

1. I just shot 72 (even par) at Big Run with three birds.
2. I did-so after presenting to a major league baseball team for their new ad business.

After 15 straight days at the office (including weekends), I'm entitaling (I'm too into the bud light to google how to spell "entitaling") myself to a semi-drunk post, a shower, a pat on the back and a rendevoux with my friend with breasts and open-invitation receptical.

Is not too bad for a friday, no?
No.

Cheers.

I'm drinkin' Heartbreak Motor Oil and Bombay Gin.
I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Listening to Crimso's "Ladies of the Road."

Vonnegut is dead. We lost the best writing machine ever.
Hi Ho.

Next--Pall Mall, non-filter. It's a man's smoke. I'm smoking our way to safety.

Lick my balls, comrades. You're a decent bunch here.
Hi Ho.

6-4-3 wrote:Do I have a decent reason?
Yes.

2. I did-so after presenting to a major league baseball team for their new ad business.

Yeah, 6-4-3. I'm an ad guy too. It gets more futile everyday. A stupid profession filled with many bright sorts. Hence our disdain. Hope they picked the good one.

Hi Ho.

Shaft wrote:I'm drinkin' Heartbreak Motor Oil and Bombay Gin.
I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Listening to Crimso's "Ladies of the Road."

Vonnegut is dead. We lost the best writing machine ever.
Hi Ho.

Next--Pall Mall, non-filter. It's a man's smoke. I'm smoking our way to safety.

Lick my balls, comrades. You're a decent bunch here.
Hi Ho.

I am in no way drunk, so I offer my apologies for interloposting to this excellent thread. However, I post to say that this post rules.

Salut, Shaft. Whoever you are. You have entertained me.

I will now descend my staircase and drink one pre-going-to-bed beer to Shaft.

Whoever he/she is!

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:

Shaft wrote:I'm drinkin' Heartbreak Motor Oil and Bombay Gin.
I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Listening to Crimso's "Ladies of the Road."

Vonnegut is dead. We lost the best writing machine ever.
Hi Ho.

Next--Pall Mall, non-filter. It's a man's smoke. I'm smoking our way to safety.

Lick my balls, comrades. You're a decent bunch here.
Hi Ho.

I am in no way drunk, so I offer my apologies for interloposting to this excellent thread. However, I post to say that this post rules.

Salut, Shaft. Whoever you are. You have entertained me.

I will now descend my staircase and drink one pre-going-to-bed beer to Shaft.

Whoever he/she is!

Honred deeply my friend, Bradley.
It's a boy.

Per cento anni! (for one hundred years!)
Hi Ho.

I'm not drunk, but I'm highly trashed on codeine cough syrup.

God damn the flu.

burun wrote:

Sake and chocolate cake, mm, mmm good.

I just threw up into my mouth a little.

burun wrote:

ahhhhhhhhhhh(drooling) gimme gimme. I see your Nihonshu and I'll raise you.



The one of the left, White Dragon?, is a really good one from Niigata. I can't bring myself to open it yet. Anyway, all this typing is killing my buzz. I'm off to a place where they will serve me a, strong as hell, 32 ounce vodka lemonade. Kanpai!

BTW: how were they?