sparky wrote:On a beautiful day, a powerful hangover can make everything look magical. Today, my desk looks like pixieland.

This is the only thing I miss about drinking, mostly: the sense at the end of a drunk, the next morning, generally, when everything is still, that there is nothing left to be done, that there is no chaos left unleashed, and that the entire world is tired and at rest.

The problem for me, of course, became that this hangover was less and less about journey's end, and more and more about the eye of the hurricane.

Today does/did not seem like a Sunday to me.

those days that are overcast and just drag by are only awesome when you're sleeping through them.

the likelyhood of someone who doesn't read is a pretty good chance that they will have a looney tunes character on the back windshield of their car/truck...those chances double if not quadruple if you're in san antonio...just look at the parking lot of the mall and then realize that the very mall these cars are parked in front of doesn't have one single book/magazine shop in the entire urban catacombs that is the mall...

Life continuously sucks. That's what I've learned recently.

Dear United States - In Re: Iraq/ Al Qaeda/ Taliban/ 9/11/01
You can only push someone so far before they push back.

Anyone with a "Waste your life. Be an artist" shirt has heard every band under the sun and thinks all of 'em are "o.k.".

gjhardwick wrote:

burun wrote:

pdc_heavy wrote:The phone always rings when I'm on the toilet or in the shower

which is why I have a phone installed in my bathroom.

do you ever make calls to people whilst you're, ummmm, pooping???

She is a lady. Ladies don't shit.

Some people are act and talk like a different person when they're drunk. I don't trust those people.

This is only my guess but: girls cause a lot more biking accidents than men. When girls are biking with other people, they have to talk to them (cause girls basically have to talk all the time). But they not only talk, they gesticulate, search for an eye contact and whatnots. Even if they are really not that good at driving bikes (oh yeah, that is as skill), and they should really watch the road. It's dreadful to watch.

Some people don't care whether they're right or wrong, they only want to win a conversation, even if that requires denying logic or switching sides during conversation.

In most cases, people only listen to what others say so they can't find a pause and start talking them selfs without appearing to be rude.

People who are secretly racist/homophobic etc. accuse others of being racist and homophobic with no good reason.

Vast majority of every activity (even listening to music, reading books etc) has a purpose of impressing or at least socializing in some way with other people.

My brain works better in the morning. But music sounds in the night.

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Today does/did not seem like a Sunday to me.

Coulda sworn you thought every day was like Sunday.