Fuck this shit, where's my shipping price for a cock-and-balls guitar?

This thread is almost as good as the 'comedy of craigslist' one...And yes, I am an old friend of Fred's...He's a great guy who helped me a ton when I needed it. So i have no choice in this action.

Yes, his overreaction was comical, but, my friends, you have to understand where people come from....

Whether his guitars melt/slay faces is not the issue here.

If Schmaltz made an ignorant comment about Fred being too loaded to talk, he deserved some lashing. You can't start shit in this world and be suprised when retaliation occurs.

Having to get and stay sober is no joke, boys, and if someone posts on a message board claiming otherwise, it is a personal attack...and an explanation is not an option.

Steve,

steve wrote:
Did you hear me Fred Mangan? I said you sound like a regular prick, you make expensive novelty guitars and also fuck you.

.... Death threats? Fucking mothers? Surely you know not what you speak of...This whole thread should be deleted for all's sake...A retarded fucking thread full of stupidity and bad energy.

Wow. This thread is really incredible. I'm not going to add much to the shit slinging, except to say that I thought the guitars in the first post looked pretty cool and worth at least looking at. But then the possibly real/possibly fake Fred dove off the douche board and earned himself the trashing he received.

What I'm really curious about though, is who Claytron is. I would so love to see the magazines he's appeared in. Better Homes and Gardens? Maybe Forbes? Maybe not though, since he's blowing his millions on duck and lobster. Cosmopolitan? Vogue? I'm guessing he's talking about guitar or music magazines though. I'm gonna just throw these out there: maybe he's Sebastian Bach, Axl Rose, Dave Matthews, or a recently risen Pavarroti. Or a troll douche. And I'm not being figurative here, I'm talking whatever it is that female trolls use to combat that not-so-fresh-feeling. Anywa, I hope you come back Claytron, you make things more fun here.

He's Josh Homme.

kerble wrote:He's Josh Homme.

I want this to be true.

slincire wrote:I'm gonna just throw these out there: maybe he's Sebastian Bach, Axl Rose, Dave Matthews, or a recently risen Pavarroti.

I'm sort of picturing the singer for Nitro.

GrossOldWig wrote:

slincire wrote:I'm gonna just throw these out there: maybe he's Sebastian Bach, Axl Rose, Dave Matthews, or a recently risen Pavarroti.

I'm sort of picturing the singer for Nitro.

Wait...maybe he's from Orion Pax?

sunset_gun wrote:

what a good guitar face. NOT CRAP