Frank Zappa?

CRAP
Total votes: 44 (41%)
NOT CRAP
Total votes: 63 (59%)
Total votes: 107

Artist: Frank Zappa

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Wernehm_Zackariaah wrote:Bitches Brew is very excellent, and I like it a lot. Very very much. I like "Big Swifty" even better, but my opinion is irrelevant. Let's talk about the piece, and why it has merit as something that goes miles beyond Miles (pardon the pun!)


Hey Linus... I guess you forgot this and the other 4-5 paragraphs I wrote about the music.

http://www.electrical.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=65225#65225

Linus Van Pelt wrote:Yes. I am a piece of shit that misquotes people. I do it because I haven't heard a note of any of the songs you suggested to evaluate. Even if I did, I snorted down 4 cans of scotch guard, so I've been in more of a Hootie and the Blowfish mood. You know, the kind of mood when I like to smear peanut butter on my nuts and have my ferret lick it off.


Yes. Falsifications are annoying aren't they? Hey, if you're going to be a pundit, at least do it right. My post is still up, but I can see you deleted this one... But I got it before you did. That thing with the ferret is gross, by the way. I think you can go to jail for that shit.

You are a piece of shit. I explicitly mentioned in that post you took a little DJ shit-poop-ass sample of and looped, that my opinion is irrelevant and went on to provide a 4-5 paragraph description of why it is a better compostion than Bitches Brew (which I do like and think is a great jam session). It explores far new realms of jazz...

Bitches Brew suffers from the limitations of jazz, imposed by that genre. Even then, the jazz community was quite upset by this release. No synthesizers, even though the VCS was quite affordable at this time. But it's not a "jazz" instrument. Zappa didn't think like that at all. He expanded on jazz and created something wonderful... thoughtful composition integrated with improvisation and experimentation. Yes, there is an obvious Bitches Brew influence, but he goes beyond.

It is a better work than Bitches Brew. Would anyone care to defend this, or talk about any Zappa material? I may agree some of it is crap. But seriously, let's talk about the music. Almost everyone refuses to do this.

Artist: Frank Zappa

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I know I'm going to catch some shit for this, but please, for Christ sake, stop talking about Zappa. Just seriously shut the fuck up. If you want to write for the All-Music Guide send them your resume. Nobody gives a shit about your long discourses on Zappa, or Gentle Giant, or anything else you have to say. It's obvious, at least to me, that you disregard anybody else's opinion in favor of your own hard-on over Zappa, prog, yourself. I don't wear a chain wallet, I don't go to a skate park, I work as a paralegal, and all my research says ZAPPA SUCKS.

-Jeremy

P.S. Why steal Kerble's avatar when you could've just as easily gotten the Queensryche logo?
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Artist: Frank Zappa

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oucheh wrote:I know I'm going to catch some shit for this, but please, for Christ sake, stop talking about Zappa. Just seriously shut the fuck up. If you want to write for the All-Music Guide send them your resume. Nobody gives a shit about your long discourses on Zappa, or Gentle Giant, or anything else you have to say. It's obvious, at least to me, that you disregard anybody else's opinion in favor of your on hard-on over Zappa, prog, yourself. I don't wear a chain wallet, I don't go to a skate park, I work as a paralegal, and all my research says ZAPPA SUCKS.

-Jeremy

P.S. Why steal Kerble's avatar when you could've just as easily gotten the Queensryche logo?


You shut the fuck up. If you can't discuss the music of Frank Zappa in a thread about Frank Zappa's music, get the fuck out of here.

Appearantly, you care about what I have to say, because you keep on coming back again and again, but never to discuss the music.

You are a piece of shit. Fuck you.

Your research comprised reading Grit magazine while pinching a loaf, you miserable fuck.

Artist: Frank Zappa

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oucheh wrote:I know I'm going to catch some shit for this, but please, for Christ sake, stop talking about Zappa.


Well predicted. Maybe you're reading the wrong thread?

I am still kind of curious about why WZ ganked Kerble's avatar, but who am I to ask questions.
Rick Reuben wrote:You are dumber than week-old donuts.

Artist: Frank Zappa

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ironyengine wrote:
oucheh wrote:I know I'm going to catch some shit for this, but please, for Christ sake, stop talking about Zappa.


Well predicted. Maybe you're reading the wrong thread?

I am still kind of curious about why WZ ganked Kerble's avatar, but who am I to ask questions.


It needed to be done.

Artist: Frank Zappa

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oucheh wrote:
ironyengine wrote:
oucheh wrote:I know I'm going to catch some shit for this, but please, for Christ sake, stop talking about Zappa.


Well predicted. Maybe you're reading the wrong thread?



Nope. Right thread.


What would you propose a thread about Frank Zappa talk about then?
Rick Reuben wrote:You are dumber than week-old donuts.

Artist: Frank Zappa

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oucheh wrote:
ironyengine wrote:
oucheh wrote:I know I'm going to catch some shit for this, but please, for Christ sake, stop talking about Zappa.


Well predicted. Maybe you're reading the wrong thread?



Nope. Right thread. Right Asshat.


-Jeremy


...and he keeps coming back, never discussing Zappa's music...

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