Ah, Led Zeppelin.

Bonham is a great drummer.

Jimmy Page is one of the worst, most tasteless guitarists and arrangers of all time. My god. I've got a great idea, how about another aimless solo? Wheeee. Fuck you, Page.

Robert Plant has an impressive range, an annoying bray, and his aping of the blues, crappy lyrics, and languid stoner pseudo-sexiness piss me off.

I have no idea what is good about them. They have some cool riffs, and not much else. "Heartbreaker" has a good riff, too bad they play crappy 12-bar changes and let Jimmy Page kill all the momentum and spooge all over the listener's face right in the middle of it.

"Black Dog" has a cool riff, too bad they forgot to write a song.

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Ty Webb wrote:21 crap votes?


Somewhere, there's a school for the deaf with 21 missing laptops.

Yes, and somewhere there's a hobby shop with 21 untouched pewter hobbit figurines.

Holy shit, I just stumbled upon this: the most perfect post ever.

Salut!

yut wrote:If Tolkein is your bag, I would suggest this record.

Or this one:



Yeah! ROCK!

-A

"if there's a bustle in your hedgerow"


seriously?
sweet jesus what a load of crap.

First two records are great, after that its a bit hit and miss.