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by geiginni_Archive
Okay, there have been a lot of good ones on here. Many old songs - classics from the 7th circle, if you will.
My own personal musical hell exists at the gym on the top floor of the building I work in. I bike into work on a daily basis, go upstairs, shower and return to my desk refreshed.
However the 15 minutes spent in the gym facility are brought to me from XM Radio Channel 26. A gift from the beelzebub of satellite broadcasting. Oh, 26! How I detest thee!
#1) That fucking Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars song. You are the most bland, insipid, non-rocking piece of shizzola in recent musical memory; with your endless duh-da duh-da duh-da retard ostinato and pussy boy voice. And, since it's a hit, they must play it 384 times a day!
#2) Nickelback - Far Away. Any Nickelback is trite crap in the vein of the "we rock hard, but are sensitive guys too" dichotomy of douchebag to begin with, but since you are the one I'm forced to hear most, you are on the list!
There is a special room in Hell waiting for me should I royally fuck up with evil in this life, and this radio station will be playing full tilt for all eternity at me should I get there. No contrapuntal bliss of Bach, no brilliant harmonic invention from Haydn or Coltrane. Just bland shite made to remind the Wrigelyville crowd that the only things in life worth writing or singing about are boy-girl relationships and vapid personal emotional suffering and ennui.
Marsupialized wrote:Right now somewhere nearby there is a fat video game nerd in his apartment fucking a pretty hot girl he met off craigslist. God bless that craig and his list.