ok, well see... now there you have a very valid point and i'm going to have to sit back for a moment, take a sip of my coke, stare at the wall, smoke a cigarette and ponder. starting....... now.

ok, done. so, for one thing this isn't a novel, although you'd hardly get that from how long my fucking posts are sometimes. i believe one is warranted the same liberties as a published autho, but at least if your dogshit of a life is exploited in print for the sake of humor and interest, it's been immortalized by a valid upc (and perhaps a forgiving lawsuit!).

here, i think it's just sort of a shame. like, that dude bums me out now. all those dudes and ladies bum me out right now. and so i'm just saying, on behalf of my not wanting to be bummed out by someone else's personal bummedness, let's keep that sort of stuff canned unless it's your own personal problem and for some reason airing it out semi-anonymously has a therepeudic value.

i think there's plenty enough comedic value in the date interactions alone (like honestly, i laughed at that shaggy shit) and from his general, non-personal descriptions alone, you can sort of GATHER the kind of baggage dude is carrying. normal dudes don't make shaggy impersonations and talk about doing happy dances. i've met that guy. he hopes everyone will be his girlfriend. it just ain't right, and i almost prefer the backstory be a sordid mystery.

for the record, some of my least favorite revered authors include henry miller, bukowski, anais nin, burroughs etc who just seemed sort of exploitive. i mean, celine collette mingus dostoevsky vonnegut dadadadadadadada aren't necessarily less-so but, i think you tend to "get the point" more than have it handed to you with guys like that.

capnreverb wrote:i cant wait to suck his dick and have his kids!

That's how them womenfolk have kids? I've been misinformed!

well, i don't know if this helps, but back when I was courting Mama Clortho, there were no message boards. In those days, you would actually have to publish your memoirs in order to facelessly communicate with the public. Anyways, several years afer she became my wife/mother, i found a book at the local library, auspiciously titled "The Memoirs of Mama Clortho". I read to my dismay that she had mentioned how I had several squirells residing in my beard, and my love of being sat upon. I guess the moral of the story is that everything is public knowledge, and also, too much moonshine will land Mama Clortho and her Model T in a ditch.

i’m done with this. my point was made and validated. this whole thing has gotten way too deep for a messageboard. something is telling me though that i’m pretty sure there will be a second date/hookup at some point.

can we please get this thread back on topic. it was about cap’n morgans band being too loud, ok?

rachael, has there been a second date with green shirt/shoes? if not, has he inquired why? any psycho behavior on his part?

waltermalling wrote:rachael, has there been a second date with green shirt/shoes? if not, has he inquired why? any psycho behavior on his part?

rachael, has there been a thirteenth posted question about your date by waltermalling? if not, has he tried asking you about the date again? any psycho behavior on his part?

kind of funny kerble. however, your comedy rating has slipped a few notches with this last post. also, i think it might be time for a new avatar.

I like Walter's pic. He's a very handsome (if a little psycho-looking) man.

waltermalling wrote:kind of funny kerble. however, your comedy rating has slipped a few notches with this last post.

It wasn't comedy, you're being creepy.

waltermalling wrote:also, i think it might be time for a new avatar.

the "Hex" is a talisman against creepiness that I keep to keep the creeps from creeping into my happy mind. the tinfoil keeps the rest of the people away. thanks for voting! consider your ballot thrown away!



Faiz

yeah, that guy (my avatar) was just arrested for bringing a chainsaw and homemade sword over the border from canada. he kinda creeps me out so i’ll have to get a new avatar soon. i was going to use brian peppers but i seriously convulse everytime i see his picture.