under the covers, reading More Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark with a flashlight.

wondering if it's not too late to pen a song about Bunnicula.

hanging out with Alan Thicke, for some reason.

scolding his pet mastadon for trampling his Venusian sex slave.

Reading his Amazon reviews.

Amazon reviewer wrote:"Black Mass" sees Danzig as a disturbingly tender predator, with the shrieking backing vocals recalling Theatre of Hate. The comedic "Wicked Pussycat" is a kind of sexy rap, while the chugging "Kiss the Skull" with its "whooah! whooah!" middle eight is a satanic Gary Glitter.

(because, obviously, Gary Glitter isn't satanic at all.)

scott wrote: And of course crying the whole time, as per usual.

Glenn is crying, but only because he's been chopping onions...again.*


*with fantasy knives, of course.

Riding a puma round the boardroom at IKEA head office. He is delivering a motivational speech to the board of directors.

"You need to think like TIGERS. I think like a TIGER, and that's why I am more successful than canned soup"

"Erm, Mr Danzig, your puma appears to be crying"

"That's because this pussy can only dream of being a TIGER"

spotting John Basedow.

straightening his pubes

straightening *my* pubes