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simmo wrote:I challenge:

James Blunt - you know where to get really good coke.

he is still a cunt though. and that is the nicest thing i could think of.

Paolo Nutini, James Blunt continues to outcunt you.

Loretta wrote:

simmo wrote:I challenge:

James Blunt - you know where to get really good coke.

he is still a cunt though. and that is the nicest thing i could think of.

I'll have a try. James Blunt, your speaking voice makes me giggle and want to pinch your cheeks* in the fashion of a stereotypical Italian aunt. I like this sensation.

*Facial, not rectal.

EDIT: Having just looked up an interview of James Blunt, I take this all back. I was thinking of someone similar, but with a funny squeaky voice. James Blunt's speaking voice is unfortunately slightly irritating. Sorry James, yer damned.

1)Stephan Jenkins, you are an incredibly self-obssesed cunt.

Luckily, you wrote that 2)Semi-Charmed Life song.

This has enabled you to continue to be cuntish and not homeless.

You can also sub in :

Billy Corgan, 'Today'

Nickelback dude, 'Whatever thee fuck songs were hits for them'

diddy -- i'll bet you smell really nice

Smashing Pumpkins you are a little less nauseating than the Smoking Popes, a little less nauseating

Electric Six you sure do play Madison a lot. Good job in regards to the transportaton issues.

kaiser chiefs - see james blunt

The White Stripes: having two people in a band makes it a lot easier to practice, I'll bet.
Articles of Faith: My, those are sure some serious lyrics you have!
Dave Grohl: I guess if I could play a second instrument that I am not as good at as my first instrument I would still want to do it for the sake of variety!
Grand Funk: Your music appeals to a lot of people whose taste I usually value!
Red Hot Chili Peppers: You all seem like some really cool people. I know you have good taste in music!
Boris: You folks are from Japan, and I know a lot of people really like that!
Taking Back Sunday: You guys have one song that I think sounds a little like the Wipers, and I am happy that you allowed fat people in your band, and didn't give them the heave-ho when the record company came a-knocking!
Billy Corgan: You played onstage recently with ex-Scorpions seventies guitar hero Ulrich Roth. I bet that was pretty cool!
Lenny Kravitz: I guess you like Jimi Hendrix!
Naked Raygun: You guys are from Chicago, and had flat top haircuts! You are also kind of tall, too!
Courtney Love: Hey...you are still alive!

Belle and Sebastian, Tegan and Sara, and Cocorosie, you have collected all of your bloody tampons since the sixth grade. Awesome!