Sweet 16

The Albini Division

people, hi-five the pope (5A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)

The Stack Division

Gentle Fudge (9S)
Book Reference Book (11S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Curry Favor (3W)

The Jung Division

Test Fuck (4J)
Emergency Turban (3J)

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)

The Stack Division

The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (135)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)

The Jung Division

Test Fuck (4J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J)

I have a question: what if this tournament results in the selection of a band name for a band that I would not see?

This is my question.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:

wiggins wrote:Am I allowed to vote?

Are you a convicted felon?

Only this:

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:wiggins,

It is a source of great confusion to me as to why you continue to post to this thread. The rules are clear that you should not be doing so. You have been "invited" to participate in the consolation thread, and this, for better or worse, is where you must ply your trade and attempt to make a name for yourself.

Think of it like trying to become an all-star in the Continental Basketball Association. Think of it this way.

I am sorry, wiggins, but your uninvited presence in this thread undermines the great sanctity of this competition. I understand that losing is a tough and terrible thing to swallow, but swallow it you must.

I am sorry to have to say these things to you.

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)

The Stack Division

The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)
Book Reference Book (11S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Curry Favor (3W)

The Jung Division

Test Fuck (4J)
Emergency Turban (3J)

Michael Gregory Bridavsky wrote:

Mr. Chimp wrote:The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A) v. people, hi-five the pope (5A)
Punch You Face Me (2A) v. Pelt-Lobber (11A)

Mr Chimp?

Corrected, thanks again!

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:I have a question: what if this tournament results in the selection of a band name for a band that I would not see?

This is my question.

I dunno? Rematch?

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)

The Stack Division

Gentle Fudge (9S)
Book Reference Book (11S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)

The Jung Division

Test Fuck (4J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J)

wiggins wrote:

Linus Van Pelt wrote:

wiggins wrote:Am I allowed to vote?

Are you a convicted felon?

Only this:

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:wiggins,

It is a source of great confusion to me as to why you continue to post to this thread. The rules are clear that you should not be doing so. You have been "invited" to participate in the consolation thread, and this, for better or worse, is where you must ply your trade and attempt to make a name for yourself.

Think of it like trying to become an all-star in the Continental Basketball Association. Think of it this way.

I am sorry, wiggins, but your uninvited presence in this thread undermines the great sanctity of this competition. I understand that losing is a tough and terrible thing to swallow, but swallow it you must.

I am sorry to have to say these things to you.

Ah! I understand. I lost in the very first round of the Great Game. I had so many more great made-up band names. So many! I was ready to go round after round! I was convinced that I would impress all with not three or six or nine made-up names, but 30, or 60, or 141! But with my first three submissions, in my overconfidence, I failed to bring my "A Game" and all of my names were ignored. I was filled with shame* and I posted no more there.

But this thread - is not that thread! This thread is where losers like you and me, winners, fans, and judges can get together and participate in democratic competition! Welcome!



* this is an exaggeration.

I would just lik to say that this whole band name thing, from the very start, has brought me great joy in the past couple weeks. I am a complete nerd, and proud of it.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:I have a question: what if this tournament results in the selection of a band name for a band that I would not see?

This is my question.

I would think the judge who picked the tourney entries would have some 'splainin to do, no?

DAY 3 VOTING

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)

The Stack Division

Gentle Fudge (9S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)

The Jung Division

Test Fuck (4J)
Emergency Turban (3J)

Let me go on record right now with my outrage at the elimination of "Which Base is Fingering?" What's wrong with you people?