My mother and father decided to call me Christopher John Herbert, it's a lot to type at login.

My stupid username comes from a camp/cheesy spanish singer songwriter. i thought that perhaps somebody that knew him found that hilarous (sebastian j, im looking at you). it never happenned. now i dont like my username and i want it changed. steve?
Benny could be nice.
and jose is not my real name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Luis_Perales
http://www.megustaperales.com/

Mine is a combination of an ezine I had...geez, 10 years ago now and a band I was in a few years later. I'm no longer involved with either but it's stuck.

zom-zom wrote:

sphincter wrote:I'm close to an asshole.

There are several sphincter muscles in the human body.
Maybe you should just change your username to "jerk".

I'm aware, think everyone found that out year 7 science classes when we were 12. Clap clap, well done.

I'm obviously referencing the most famous one, the one that holds all the shit inside you and at times releases it. It's close to your asshole. 2 plus 2 is 4, fuck off.

Whatever, jerk.

I was reading about James Chance*, and somewhere in the article it said, "he skronks more than he plays." I thought that was interesting, and here we are.



*Maybe it was a Zorn article, I'm not sure anymore.

Just my nickname really, nothing very interesting

I have a username at work which is based on my real name and my username on this forum is the same as my username at work and............

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H-GM wrote:It used to be Tar Baby, but Walter chastised me for having such an uncouth/un-PC username, so I changed it to a truncated "Homosexual-GangsterMan" lest to raise Walter's ire again.

truecrime homosexual gangstermen were piled up on the living room floor.

mine's a term coined by martin heidegger. it basically means i'm a slave to this fucking computer.