kerble wrote:...slutty

Amazing...I was just trying think of a ryhme for chapati.

your moms takes it in the butty
we gets mad rutty

Cranius wrote:Itchy Mcgoo,
Angus Jung and Brett Eu
All your ryhmes are weak-assed
And Albini's are too

You think your raps are nasty
But they're really very spazzy

I've had all your mom's, they love my schlong
and that goes for Kerble, Van Pelt and Chapter Two

Cranius, Cranius...
Have you injured your brainius?
I ask because you're soundin' kinda insane to us.
I mean, forgive me if I ask if you can explain to us
Why you're dissin' our mothers and fanning the flames in us
With humdingers, tall tales that simply aren't salient.
Why it was only last night that I saw fit to drain my piss
In your mom's open mouth, then she shoved my main veinius
Up to the hilt twixt her liver-lipped labias.
It disappeared 'neath the surface like a duck-billed platypus.
Yessiree Bob, that sure was a flaming puss--
that is, until I opted for the anius.
My moment of truth was almost instantaneous
So I pulled out and broke out more pumps than a truck stop.
Her face was peppered with plenty of "fuck shot"
Like that unfortunate friend of Dick Cheney was.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:

Cranius wrote:Itchy Mcgoo,
Angus Jung and Brett Eu
All your ryhmes are weak-assed
And Albini's are too

You think your raps are nasty
But they're really very spazzy

I've had all your mom's, they love my schlong
and that goes for Kerble, Van Pelt and Chapter Two

Cranius, Cranius...
Have you injured your brainius?
I ask because you're soundin' kinda insane to us.
I mean, forgive me if I ask if you can explain to us
Why you're dissin' our mothers and fanning the flames in us
With humdingers, tall tales that simply aren't salient.
Why it was only last night that I saw fit to drain my piss
In your mom's open mouth, then she shoved my main veinius
Up to the hilt twixt her liver-lipped labias.
It disappeared 'neath the surface like a duck-billed platypus.
Yessiree Bob, that sure was a flaming puss--
that is, until I opted for the anius.
My moment of truth was almost instantaneous
So I pulled out and broke out more pumps than a truck stop.
Her face was peppered with plenty of "fuck shot"
Like that unfortunate friend of Dick Cheney was.

Brett Eugene Ralph,
What's going on down south?
I heard all the Kentucky cowboys
Are watching Brokeback Mount'

Which makes it very easy to sneak up on your moms real sleazy
I bust it out, all in her mouth, with blobs o' spunk so greasy

For this she always thanks me
Soaks it up and hands me
The bucket, mop, but I can't stop
Have'ta use her hair as a hanky.

This thread has gotten to the point where I now desperately long for the hard hitting rhymes of Barry Sobel.

Cranius, your rhymes at best are extraneous
you're strainin', yes, to 'talk the mess'
but really you just stained your dress

failing even just to make a couplet
I bust yo mama's bust out- cup it
like sow on teat in heat you sup it

I'll now proceed to bust a verse in iambs
you clench your fists and curse about how i am
You claim Brett Ralph is gay like cowboys hiking
I think it's best to say he's gay like viking

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:This thread has gotten to the point where I now desperately long for the hard hitting rhymes of Barry Sobel.

Hater.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:This thread has gotten to the point where I now desperately long for the hard hitting rhymes of Barry Sobel.

well then Hitler this shit and take the thread back
Speaking of which: you can Goebbels my nutsack.

Tom wrote:I wish I had the hip hop in me,
but I can't make a rhyme like Steve or Itchy,
And Angus, god damn, that shit is rough.
Topping that shit would be hella tough.

Tom, there's no way your rhymes could be whiter
Than Stack's hot couplet bout the southern crime fighter.

Lurking in black socks outside the gym
13 pairs paid for by your mom's job: rim!
Saw her at the bus station scratchin' her gash
Wonderin how she patent this new kinda rash.
Quadruple the rubbers if you're going in
Put on a scuba suit and stay downwind.
Maybe it's better if she gives you a toothless blow
Mom o Tom's got a caustic camel toe.

Tom wrote:I wish I had the hip hop in me,

you'll have to settle for my jimmy

Tom wrote:but I can't make a rhyme like Steve or Itchy,

Yet somehow you manage still to sound so bitchy

Tom wrote:And Angus, god damn, that shit is rough.

you should check out your Angus when I'm done with your stuff

Tom wrote:Topping that shit would be hella tough.

We'll all be rolling film when I make your Snuff