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little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:36 am
by scott_Archive
hope nobody already wrote this, but, here goes...
in the episode where Marge and Nelson are buddies, Marge sees Nelson's fucked up teeth and says something about he needs to go see a dentist. He's like "den...tist?" She says "it's like a doctor, for your teeth" and he replies "a doctor for your teeth?!?! What's next, a lawyer for your hair???"
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:58 am
by honeyisfunny_Archive
Barney walks into Moe's Tavern with Yoko Ono.
Moe: "Hey, Barney! What'll it be?"
Barney: "I'd like a beer, Moe!"
Yoko: "I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat"
Moe: [reaches under bar and pulls both out immediately] "Here you go".
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:14 am
by burun_Archive
The New York City Kwik-E-Mart is in Times Square (are you surprised? I wasn't) and you can bet your ass I am going there.
One of the other 7-11's in Queens was selling the stuff this weekend, but the one in Times Square is the full-transformation one, which is surprising because it isn't a freestanding store.
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:36 pm
by slowriot_Archive
i took some photos at the one in burbank.
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:41 pm
by burun_Archive
You look like the ectomorph version of Seth Rogen.
That is a good thing.
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:24 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
Anyone know the address of the Chicago one?
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:26 pm
by slowriot_Archive
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Anyone know the address of the Chicago one?
6754 W. 63rd Street
Chicago, IL 60638
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:08 am
by Bill Swansea_Archive
On a Halloween Episode, the one where Maggie has turned into an Alien and the family argue with Kang (i think its Kang) over who should have the baby and the decide to settle it by going to the Jerry Springer show.
Springer: Now we've locked Kang in a sound proof room.
Kang: I hear all!
Don't know why, this always makes me laugh loads.
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:54 am
by Colonel Panic_Archive
slowriot wrote:Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Anyone know the address of the Chicago one?
6754 W. 63rd Street
Chicago, IL 60638
I want to try a chutney Squishee.
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:52 pm
by scott_Archive
If you missed this Sunday's episode, you missed a good one. I've watched the Sadgasm song "Politically Incorrect" at least five times by now. TOO good!