Revised:
Jack Johnson
Creed
Primus
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Smite 3 Bands.
1429 months ago, I wrote:When this thread reaches 24 pages, I expect I'll have my list of three. (EDIT: To clarify: Plenty of bands mentioned that I would gladly smite could I smite, say, 50 bands. But for three, I need to be selective.)
1. Smashmouth.
2.
3.
1. Smashmouth.
2. Sugar Ray.
3.
Why do you make it so scary to post here.
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143Van Halen/Hagar
Bravery
all those shitty pop-rocker bands can go too. rich suburban kids making bad music with the instruments their parents bought them. they tend to have those really stupid hair cuts and listen to drive-thru bands exclusively.
Bravery
all those shitty pop-rocker bands can go too. rich suburban kids making bad music with the instruments their parents bought them. they tend to have those really stupid hair cuts and listen to drive-thru bands exclusively.
ben wrote:I tend to get a little cynical in social situations where I see large groups of people enjoying themselves.
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144Keep in mind that I think all three of these artists are good...
Bob Dylan - Has inspired way too many asshats with acoustic guitars to make shitty music to be left out of this thread.
Blue Cheer - Stoner rock. Yay! Kids in America smoke too much pot as is. Mullets are not cool nor are they funny in an ironic way.
Gang of Four - They give white indie rock kids in NYC the false notion that they have rhythm.
Bob Dylan - Has inspired way too many asshats with acoustic guitars to make shitty music to be left out of this thread.
Blue Cheer - Stoner rock. Yay! Kids in America smoke too much pot as is. Mullets are not cool nor are they funny in an ironic way.
Gang of Four - They give white indie rock kids in NYC the false notion that they have rhythm.
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Shin guards for all!
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145Linus Van Pelt wrote:.
2. Sugar Ray.
I just wanna die
Put the noose around me baby,
put the noose around me baby!
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146The most obvious choice at present, but it finally happened here yesterday. Someone came into the library with that hair. So for that, and for having the audacity to be the Monkees without humour, I smite thee, The Bravery.
The most obvious choice at present, but it finally happened here yesterday. Someone came into the library with that hair. So for that, and for having the audacity to be the Monkees without humour, I smite thee, The Bravery.
The most obvious choice at present, but it finally happened here yesterday. Someone came into the library with that hair. So for that, and for having the audacity to be the Monkees without humour, I smite thee, The Bravery.
The most obvious choice at present, but it finally happened here yesterday. Someone came into the library with that hair. So for that, and for having the audacity to be the Monkees without humour, I smite thee, The Bravery.
The most obvious choice at present, but it finally happened here yesterday. Someone came into the library with that hair. So for that, and for having the audacity to be the Monkees without humour, I smite thee, The Bravery.
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147Razorlight - they sound like the Hothouse Flowers
Celine Dion - I just want to mouthrape her with a hammer
Peter Doherty - Where is the good music that justifies this guy's fame?
Celine Dion - I just want to mouthrape her with a hammer
Peter Doherty - Where is the good music that justifies this guy's fame?
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149These emo crap and neo wave turd bands, as bad as they are, will eventually fizzle out and biodegrade. If we're gonna smite 3 bands, they should be truly stubborn and pernicious in their enduring influence on music:
1. Dave Matthews Band. This steaming pile of crap was made especially for Zeus and his thunderbolt.
2. Eric fucking Clapton. Responsible for the notion that songwriting does not matter if you have riffs. Also the most stiflingly conservative guitarist in the rock pantheon. Too bad he didn't OD in the 70s.
3. The progenitor of all of this Z-grade quasi-gangsta rap that has taken over mainstream pop music. Unfortunately, I do not know who that would be. It must be someone before Eminem (awful himself). Any ideas?
1. Dave Matthews Band. This steaming pile of crap was made especially for Zeus and his thunderbolt.
2. Eric fucking Clapton. Responsible for the notion that songwriting does not matter if you have riffs. Also the most stiflingly conservative guitarist in the rock pantheon. Too bad he didn't OD in the 70s.
3. The progenitor of all of this Z-grade quasi-gangsta rap that has taken over mainstream pop music. Unfortunately, I do not know who that would be. It must be someone before Eminem (awful himself). Any ideas?
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150Hey guys, remember Hootie & the Blowfish? HAHAHA.
Glad someone smote that shit a long time ago.
Glad someone smote that shit a long time ago.