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Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:44 pm
by galanter_Archive
Blister In The Sun - Violent Femmes

Although my dislike for this song is so incredibly strong that maybe that means the song isn't lame. It's powerfully awful.

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:39 pm
by fantasmatical thorr_Archive
lemur68 wrote:
Lightning crashes, a new mother cries
ok, whatever

her placenta falls to the floor
WHAT


Can I get a whut whut?

NO. Seriously, that is fucking astonishingly amazing.

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:42 pm
by fantasmatical thorr_Archive
Stairway To Heaven.

LAYME.

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:48 pm
by that damned fly_Archive
fantasmatical thorr wrote:Stairway To Heaven.

LAYME.


yeah, but the rest of that album is fuckin' dynamite.

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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:08 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
There's an incredibly lame douche-rock song that I keep hearing whenever I'm in the suburbs. I'll be sitting stopped at a light and this song will invariably come blasting out the windows of some SUV or pickup truck.

I don't know the name of the song or the band, but the singer is yer basic Sammy Hagar/Billy Squier copycat and the chorus goes:

some douchebag rocker wrote:You're crazy bitch/but when we fuck I'm on top of it/I dream of doing you all night" ...etc. etc. etc.


I can't believe somebody actually had the balls to write and sing a song that awful. The fact that they're obviously trying really hard to be shockingly "over the top" is unbelievably lame.

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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:13 pm
by lemur68_Archive
Colonel Panic wrote:There's an incredibly lame douche-rock song that I keep hearing whenever I'm in the suburbs. I'll be sitting stopped at a light and this song will invariably come blasting out the windows of some SUV or pickup truck.

I don't know the name of the song or the band, but the singer is yer basic Sammy Hagar/Billy Squier copycat and the chorus goes:

"You're crazy bitch/but when we fuck I'm on top of it/I dream of doing you all night" ...etc. etc. etc.

I can't believe somebody actually had the balls to write and sing a song that awful. The fact that they're obviously trying to be shockingly "over the top"...

Unbelievably lame.


Buckcherry.

Also responsible for "I LOVE DA COCAINE, I LOVE DA COCAINE"

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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:14 pm
by that damned fly_Archive
Colonel Panic wrote:There's an incredibly lame douche-rock song that I keep hearing whenever I'm in the suburbs. I'll be sitting stopped at a light and this song will invariably come blasting out the windows of some SUV or pickup truck.

I don't know the name of the song or the band, but the singer is yer basic Sammy Hagar/Billy Squier copycat and the chorus goes:

some douchebag rocker wrote:You're crazy bitch/but when we fuck I'm on top of it/I dream of doing you all night" ...etc. etc. etc.


I can't believe somebody actually had the balls to write and sing a song that awful. The fact that they're obviously trying really hard to be shockingly "over the top" is unbelievably lame.


buckcherry.

[irony]they've ruled since that song about cocaine. so awesome.[/irony]

EDIT: lemur's so much quicker than me. he also got the youtube link. damn.

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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:15 pm
by mkoren_Archive
fantasmatical thorr wrote:Stairway To Heaven.

LAYME.


Not compared to all the copycat versions of it that came after ('More Than a Feeling' by Boston, for example). We're all very sick of hearing it though, that's for sure. But that doesn't mean it's a bad song.

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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:16 pm
by reluctantking_Archive
"Heartache Tonight" - The Eagles.

I have to hear this song at least once a day where I work. They have tons of awful songs but this is perhaps the worst one. Maybe of all time. Seriously.

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:17 pm
by mkoren_Archive
that damned fly wrote:
fantasmatical thorr wrote:Stairway To Heaven.

LAYME.


yeah, but the rest of that album is fuckin' dynamite.


Oh yeah, there is that too.