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"Laser Mission" with Jesse Ventura

Someone has posted Lion Man on YouTube! Now everyone can bask in the wonder that is this cinematic masterpiece.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDSOuBiDaFU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nvQ64duNf8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_IhlnsiAgc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSIT3uyRih0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCZSb2ug7Sk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp6qfVwU_f0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUiBHjXAlo8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDpaKPdmPM4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y-455Q89w0

Ishtar is pretty good actually.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band is the only movie so bad that I demanded my money back after seeing it. I didn't get it, but some day I shall find a way to make the people responsible pay me back for the two hours of puzzled agony. You don't even have to like the Beatles to hate it.

But far, far worse is the cinematic debut from "Where Are They Now File" hip-hop star Master P, I'm Bout It. It may well be the most technically incompetent and creatively malnourished film to ever receive a wide release on home video, and I realize that pits it against some very strong competition. Seriously, folks, The Lion Man plays like Raging Bull compared to this.

Oh, and for the record I think Basket Case is a really good movie. Seriously.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:My friend Josh sent me this, for anyone in the Baltimore or D.C. area:

FREE MOVIE NIGHT
TWO LARRY COHEN FILMS
9:30PM- Q: THE WINGED SERPENT
11PM- THE STUFF
2 FOR 1 DRINKS
Doors open at 9pm- ALL AGES

http://www.ottobar.com



W the Winged Serpent and The Stuff are shining examples of bad film.

Bad films? No way. Low budget, certainly, but not in the same category as most of the films mentioned in this thread. What Larry Cohen was able to do on a shoestring shows great technique. You have to see them together, so this bill is (was) a good opportunity to do so. Basically, they were made back-to-back and Michael Moriarty stars in both. In "Q" he plays a defeated, down-and-out-drunk piano player with a NY accent; in "The Stuff" he's a bold, assertive "corporate raider" with a Texas accent. Two completely contrasting characters, and they're both wearing the same suit. At a time when lwo budget filmmakers were churning out generic slasher stuff, Cohen was like 'fuck that, I'm making a winged serpent movie in NYC and also a Cronenberg-esqe gore-filled satire on consumerism."
Not crap!

Blastfighter - a Lamberto Bava movie.
Rambo meets Deliverance...even has the kid from Deliverance in it.
You know, thee kid...

Here's a pretty good scene from the movie - BlastFighter..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFB-g-XRa24

steve wrote:Ishtar is pretty good actually.

Isabelle Adjani is in it right? How bad could it be?
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She pops em out too.