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Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:00 pm
by mrcancelled_Archive
Gwinnett goat forced to ingest cocaine, whiskey gets adoptedForced. Probably a good thing to claim when the goat was confronted by its parents. What a baaaaaaaahhhhdass.
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:00 pm
by kokorodoko_Archive
Gambling site tells Malaysian Muslims they can have anal sex with live dealers
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:00 pm
by prowler_Archive
Trump's solution to school shootings: arm teachers with gunsi know it's Trump, but still..
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:00 pm
by Anthony Flack_Archive
Maybe Dick Cheney could take him out hunting sometime.
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:00 pm
by Anthony Flack_Archive
Great, let's trash the Outer Space Treaty. The sole reason why we don't have orbital nuke platforms like in 2001. Let's fucking do that. Why not, Donald Trump hasn't done anything monumentally stupid for a whole couple of hours now.The Outer Space Treaty represents the basic legal framework of international space law. Among its principles, it bars states party to the treaty from placing weapons of mass destruction in orbit of Earth, installing them on the Moon or any other celestial body, or otherwise stationing them in outer space. It exclusively limits the use of the Moon and other celestial bodies to peaceful purposes and expressly prohibits their use for testing weapons of any kind, conducting military maneuvers, or establishing military bases, installations, and fortifications. The treaty also states that the exploration of outer space shall be done to benefit all countries and that space shall be free for exploration and use by all the States.Sounds like a bad deal, huh. Sounds like we need to MAGA that treaty up a bit.
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:00 pm
by Velgauder_Archive
Make Space Great Again. Join the SPACE FORCE!
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:00 pm
by Velgauder_Archive
'Trump floats the idea of creating a 'Space Force' to fight wars in space'https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/13/trump-f ... space.html
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:00 pm
by Redline_Archive
What kind of cool gun do you get if you're in the Space Police? That could be a game changer...
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 7:00 pm
by Adam Sr_Archive
'10 best garden kneelers.'
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:00 pm
by Adam Sr_Archive
The Guardian gets online flak for 'Greek crisis holiday.'