Marsupialized wrote:dontfeartheringo wrote:Marsupialized wrote:If you are a man, a male and are sitting there thinking 'I want a baby' you are one fucked up in the head motherfucker. Seriously. That's just fucking twisted.
Think of every great man in history. Think right now of men throughout history who have done great and awesome things. Maybe just cool motherfuckers, think of them. Think of the coolest motherfuckers who have ever lived. Get it in your head. Have them all just going through your head like a photobook, one after another.
Got it? See those bad ass motherfuckers?
Based on your dad's courage and sense of humor in the face of his recent surgery, I was kinda thinking of your pops in there on that list, dude.
He had at least one kid that we know of.
You think they
set out to have me? Ha! They were probably on acid when I was conceived.
Also if you think my father would be caught dead with one of those testicle destroying fucking man pouch baby holder things you are insane.
hahaha!
Seriously, though- I am just saying that dude must have decided you were worth raising, because he stuck around.
Fatherhood isn't just for the insane or insanely pussywhipped. I might be about giving it a whirl myself.
But that baby sling thing isn't gonna cut it. I am pretty sure a kid can fit in a standard issue messenger bag, right?
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