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Could Obama get elected without " evangelicals" ?
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:52 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
Wow, they took France, on their way to taking England and now they are taking Russia as well.
Wait till they try and take a country someone somewhere actually gives a shit about, then there will be some trouble.
Wow, it's gonna be Mexicans and Muslims. That's it.
Could Obama get elected without " evangelicals" ?
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:08 am
by dontfeartheringo_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:If you are a man, a male and are sitting there thinking 'I want a baby' you are one fucked up in the head motherfucker. Seriously. That's just fucking twisted.
Think of every great man in history. Think right now of men throughout history who have done great and awesome things. Maybe just cool motherfuckers, think of them. Think of the coolest motherfuckers who have ever lived. Get it in your head. Have them all just going through your head like a photobook, one after another.
Got it? See those bad ass motherfuckers?
Based on your dad's courage and sense of humor in the face of his recent surgery, I was kinda thinking of your pops in there on that list, dude.
He had at least one kid that we know of.
Could Obama get elected without " evangelicals" ?
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:21 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
dontfeartheringo wrote:Marsupialized wrote:If you are a man, a male and are sitting there thinking 'I want a baby' you are one fucked up in the head motherfucker. Seriously. That's just fucking twisted.
Think of every great man in history. Think right now of men throughout history who have done great and awesome things. Maybe just cool motherfuckers, think of them. Think of the coolest motherfuckers who have ever lived. Get it in your head. Have them all just going through your head like a photobook, one after another.
Got it? See those bad ass motherfuckers?
Based on your dad's courage and sense of humor in the face of his recent surgery, I was kinda thinking of your pops in there on that list, dude.
He had at least one kid that we know of.
You think they
set out to have me? Ha! They were probably on acid when I was conceived.
Also if you think my father would be caught dead with one of those testicle destroying fucking man pouch baby holder things you are insane.
Could Obama get elected without " evangelicals" ?
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:52 am
by dontfeartheringo_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:dontfeartheringo wrote:Marsupialized wrote:If you are a man, a male and are sitting there thinking 'I want a baby' you are one fucked up in the head motherfucker. Seriously. That's just fucking twisted.
Think of every great man in history. Think right now of men throughout history who have done great and awesome things. Maybe just cool motherfuckers, think of them. Think of the coolest motherfuckers who have ever lived. Get it in your head. Have them all just going through your head like a photobook, one after another.
Got it? See those bad ass motherfuckers?
Based on your dad's courage and sense of humor in the face of his recent surgery, I was kinda thinking of your pops in there on that list, dude.
He had at least one kid that we know of.
You think they
set out to have me? Ha! They were probably on acid when I was conceived.
Also if you think my father would be caught dead with one of those testicle destroying fucking man pouch baby holder things you are insane.
hahaha!
Seriously, though- I am just saying that dude must have decided you were worth raising, because he stuck around.
Fatherhood isn't just for the insane or insanely pussywhipped. I might be about giving it a whirl myself.
But that baby sling thing isn't gonna cut it. I am pretty sure a kid can fit in a standard issue messenger bag, right?
Could Obama get elected without " evangelicals" ?
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:00 am
by Skronk_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:Also if you think my father would be caught dead with one of those testicle destroying fucking man pouch baby holder things you are insane.
Just to clear this up,
Fatherhood ≠ Testicle Destroying Man Pouch®
Could Obama get elected without " evangelicals" ?
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:01 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
I would glady go back in time and tell them not even to bother having me. 'Just enjoy yourselves' I would say. 'I appreciate the thought and all but I'm not all that into it when it comes down to it and it'd be so much less hassle and work for you guys. Take a trip somewhere or something. I'm fine with just never having happened, really'
If only.
Could Obama get elected without " evangelicals" ?
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:26 am
by Dr Venkman_Archive
Rick Reuben wrote:But really, the Zionists will win in the end. God said so.
And If they don't "win", where would that leave you?
You want all of this shit to happen. If it doesn't, you would be void of identity.
Man without a country.