Linus Van Pelt wrote:

kerble wrote:Whatever, LVP.

everybody,

there was this one time I hung out with Linus @ Mac's Bar in Lansing and I was drinking and I offered to buy him a beer and he knocked my booze on the ground and kicked me in the jimmy. He and his wife then proceeded to urinate on my shoes, which was especially weird because linus squatted, too.

When he met up with DA and Tom and the Flesh for breakfast the next morning, I was so scared, that I was shaking. Luckily, vodka cures all of that at 10:00 am, but then he broke my glass on the counter at the diner and stabbed me in the ass and poured syrup all over me and salt.

Dear Faiz,

I told you what would happen if that story got out.

I fucking told you.

You have to sleep some time.

True Till Death,

xLinusx

Tom wrote:Are you guys crazy? This stuff never happened. I remember it being a really enjoyable evening with no real problems.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:

Tom wrote:Are you guys crazy? This stuff never happened. I remember it being a really enjoyable evening with no real problems.

See, Faiz? Tom's got the right idea. Tom's gonna be okay.

Tom wrote:I'm a suicide warrior in a battledress... a battle dress.

Tom wrote:

Linus Van Pelt wrote:

kerble wrote:Whatever, LVP.

everybody,

there was this one time I hung out with Linus @ Mac's Bar in Lansing and I was drinking and I offered to buy him a beer and he knocked my booze on the ground and kicked me in the jimmy. He and his wife then proceeded to urinate on my shoes, which was especially weird because linus squatted, too.

When he met up with DA and Tom and the Flesh for breakfast the next morning, I was so scared, that I was shaking. Luckily, vodka cures all of that at 10:00 am, but then he broke my glass on the counter at the diner and stabbed me in the ass and poured syrup all over me and salt.

Dear Faiz,

I told you what would happen if that story got out.

I fucking told you.

You have to sleep some time.

True Till Death,

xLinusx

Are you guys crazy? This stuff never happened. I remember it being a really enjoyable evening with no real problems.

kerble wrote:

Tom wrote:
Are you guys crazy? This stuff never happened. I remember it being a really enjoyable evening with no real problems.

that's because you're a drunk, Tom.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:

kerble wrote:

Tom wrote:
Are you guys crazy? This stuff never happened. I remember it being a really enjoyable evening with no real problems.

that's because you're a drunk, Tom.

Yeah, when you say "with no real problems" I think you're forgetting a little something called "The Minor Fall".