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Who doesn t drink al-key-hole and why?
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:54 pm
by Tom_Archive
Linus Van Pelt wrote:kerble wrote:Whatever, LVP.
everybody,
there was this one time I hung out with Linus @ Mac's Bar in Lansing and I was drinking and I offered to buy him a beer and he knocked my booze on the ground and kicked me in the jimmy. He and his wife then proceeded to urinate on my shoes, which was especially weird because linus squatted, too.
When he met up with DA and Tom and the Flesh for breakfast the next morning, I was so scared, that I was shaking. Luckily, vodka cures all of that at 10:00 am, but then he broke my glass on the counter at the diner and stabbed me in the ass and poured syrup all over me and salt.
Dear Faiz,
I told you what would happen if that story got out.
I fucking told you.
You have to sleep some time.
True Till Death,
xLinusx
Are you guys crazy? This stuff never happened. I remember it being a really enjoyable evening with no real problems.
Who doesn t drink al-key-hole and why?
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:54 pm
by Tom_Archive
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Who doesn t drink al-key-hole and why?
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:55 pm
by Tom_Archive
Oh,
And Linus isn't SXE. He's too much of a pussy.
I'd say he's SDE... SPE at the most.
Who doesn t drink al-key-hole and why?
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:55 pm
by Linus Van Pelt_Archive
Tom wrote:Are you guys crazy? This stuff never happened. I remember it being a really enjoyable evening with no real problems.
See, Faiz? Tom's got the right idea. Tom's gonna be okay.
Who doesn t drink al-key-hole and why?
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:58 pm
by endofanera_Archive
I didnt know you were a waiter, LVP.
Who doesn t drink al-key-hole and why?
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:22 pm
by Tom_Archive
Linus Van Pelt wrote:Tom wrote:Are you guys crazy? This stuff never happened. I remember it being a really enjoyable evening with no real problems.
See, Faiz? Tom's got the right idea. Tom's gonna be okay.
I'm assuming that you're acting like there has been some sort of intimidation conducted by you on me to "keep my mouth shut" or some crap. This is not happening. I am recounting facts as they happened.
I could easily tear the skin off of LVP.
I'm a suicide warrior in a battledress... a battle dress.
Who doesn t drink al-key-hole and why?
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:58 pm
by Linus Van Pelt_Archive
Tom wrote:I'm a suicide warrior in a battledress... a battle dress.
"Suicide" is the right word, only yours won't be painless.
I could easily tear the dress off of Tom... the battle dress.
Who doesn t drink al-key-hole and why?
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:24 pm
by kerble_Archive
Tom wrote:Linus Van Pelt wrote:kerble wrote:Whatever, LVP.
everybody,
there was this one time I hung out with Linus @ Mac's Bar in Lansing and I was drinking and I offered to buy him a beer and he knocked my booze on the ground and kicked me in the jimmy. He and his wife then proceeded to urinate on my shoes, which was especially weird because linus squatted, too.
When he met up with DA and Tom and the Flesh for breakfast the next morning, I was so scared, that I was shaking. Luckily, vodka cures all of that at 10:00 am, but then he broke my glass on the counter at the diner and stabbed me in the ass and poured syrup all over me and salt.
Dear Faiz,
I told you what would happen if that story got out.
I fucking told you.
You have to sleep some time.
True Till Death,
xLinusx
Are you guys crazy? This stuff never happened. I remember it being a really enjoyable evening with no real problems.
that's because you're a drunk, Tom.
Who doesn t drink al-key-hole and why?
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:49 pm
by Linus Van Pelt_Archive
kerble wrote:Tom wrote:
Are you guys crazy? This stuff never happened. I remember it being a really enjoyable evening with no real problems.
that's because you're a drunk, Tom.
Yeah, when you say "with no real problems" I think you're forgetting a little something called
"The Minor Fall".
Who doesn t drink al-key-hole and why?
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:15 pm
by Tom_Archive
Linus Van Pelt wrote:kerble wrote:Tom wrote:
Are you guys crazy? This stuff never happened. I remember it being a really enjoyable evening with no real problems.
that's because you're a drunk, Tom.
Yeah, when you say "with no real problems" I think you're forgetting a little something called
"The Minor Fall".
That was mean.
