From our conservative clownboys from Ferndale, Insane Clown Posse:

"Terrible"

Motha fucka! you don't know shit do ya?
You wouldn't know shit if it whipped it through your ugly bitch ass face
You ain't even begun to experience drama motha fucka!

Your mamma, your motha fuckin
Big fat chicken faced assed mamma
Dont even know about this drama, motha fucka!

Oh my God look at that, turn it up please
Poor nancy kerrigan's sweet little knees
Somebody took her black thing and went thug
That's terrible he heard about it for months
What about that one nobody guy
That they found dead in the grass
With his dick in his ass
Unless there was more
But you won't recall cuz michael jackson
Squeezed up on some little kids balls
What you consider drama, it ain't all that
Its just that you're whack
With intergalactic satellite data compress
Yes but we can't feed the homeless
And then OJ's big story unfolded
Everybody watched that while okalahoma exploded
900 good reasons why this world don't really care
That's what it costs for a wheel chair!!

Terrible, what ya know about terrible
Terrible, you don't know what's terrible (2x)

Laaah dy daah we gotta protest that
Cuz some rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat
Walked in his concert and tear em to hell
Cuz he's so fuckin terrible!
Mean while his record sells double and triple
Cuz of you whinin' bout him rubbin' his nipple
Religious? shit, you helped them bands
Instead of helpin' them poor people
Eatin' outta them garbage cans
When you're done with that bitch come protest me
Shiiiiit motha fucka I could use the money
The whole world was cryin' when kurt cobain went bang
When eazy-e died no it wasn't no thang
Rapper dies of aids but you hardly mention
Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend
Heroin and a shot gun and a hero was made
Maybe I should do that shit so J can get paid

Terrible, what ya know about terrible
Terrible, you don't know what's terrible (2x)

Rebel flag, in your school
Rebel flag, in your park
Rebel flag, in your court room
Rebel flag, in your hearts
Rebel flag, stood for slavery
Rebel flag, stood for war
Rebel flag, stood for hatred
But just go ahead and hang your flag up some more
Dont worry about my God damn flag boy
Whats terrible is you damn rappers cursin'

The country we live in was built by slaves
Beat at and murdered and stuffed in they graves
You put a slave owner on a 1 dollar bill
And you wanna know why I kill people!!!!

Bombs are blowin' up cops are corrupt
And all ya care about is who the president fucked!
You don't even know terrible, you will
As soon as our wagons come over the hill!

Terrible, what ya know about terrible
Terrible, you don't know what's terrible (2x)

You dont even know what the fuck
Is in store for that bitch ass of yours
Let me get a look at that bitch ass of yours
There it is it looks like a bitch's ass
You bitch ass motha fucka!!!!

Terrible, what ya know about terrible
Terrible, you don't know what's terrible (repeat)


Um...

Mmmm Hmmm. Ever heard the lyrics to "D.O.A." by Bloodrock?

"Life is flowing out my body
Pain is flowing out with my blood
The sheets are red and moist where I'm lying
God in Heaven, teach me how to die"

That, and "Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie make my ass hairs straighten out.

Michael Jackson's "Bad"

Your butt is mine
Gonna take you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
Im telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Dont shoot to kill
Come on,
Come on,
Lay it on me all right...

Im giving you
On count of three
To show your stuff
Or let it be . . .
Im telling you
Just watch your mouth
I know your game
What youre about

Well they say the skys the limit
And to me thats really true
But my friend you have seen nothing
Just wait til I get through . . .

Because Im bad, Im bad-come on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad, Im bad-come on, you know
(bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again,
Whos bad . . .

The word is out
Youre doin wrong
Gonna lock you up
Before too long,
Your lyin eyes
Gonna take you right
So listen up
Dont make a fight,
Your talk is cheap
Youre not a man
Youre throwin stones
To hide your hands

But they say the skys the limit
And to me thats really true
And my friends you have seen nothin
Just wait til I get through . . .

Because Im bad, Im bad-come on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it, you know
(bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(and the whole world has to answer right now)
Just to tell you once again,
(just to tell you once again)
Whos bad . . .

We can change the world tomorrow
This could be a better place
If you dont like what Im sayin
Then wont you slap my face . . .

Because Im bad, Im bad-come on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it, you know
(bad bad-really, really bad)

Woo! woo! woo!
(and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again . . .)

You know Im bad, Im bad-come on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it-you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know, you know, you
Know, come on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
(and the whole world has to
Answer right now)
Just to tell you
(just to tell you once again)

You know Im smooth, Im bad, you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad, Im bad baby
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know, you know, you
Know it, come on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
(and the whole world has to
Answer right now)
Woo!
(just to tell you once again)

You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad-you know-hoo!
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad-Im bad-you know it, you know
(bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(and the whole world has to answer right now)
Just to tell you once again . . .
(just to tell you once again . . .)
Whos bad?

rocker654 wrote:Mmmm Hmmm. Ever heard the lyrics to "D.O.A." by Bloodrock?

"Life is flowing out my body
Pain is flowing out with my blood
The sheets are red and moist where I'm lying
God in Heaven, teach me how to die"

Please to re-reading thread title - you just accidentally posted some of the BEST lyrics known to man - it's OK, these things happen.

Bloodrock wrote:"IIIIIIIIIIIIIII REEE-MMEEEEEMMMMMBBBBEEEERRRR!!!!!
We were flying along... and hit something in the air!!!"

I will have to dig through some records later, but I have a BRILLIANT, bizarre radio-station (KSLQ?) promotional compilation LP where an edit of this song is tucked right in with "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" and "Venus" and other songs that we would now hear as "oldies "- but somehow Bloodrock didn't make the "oldies" stations, at least not in my neck of the woods.

(EDIT: found the record)

Side 1:
Cherish - The Association
The Lion Sleeps Tonight - The Tokens
The Letter - The Box Tops
Venus - Frankie Avalon
House Of The Rising Sun - The Animals
Surfer Girl - The Beach Boys
Last Kiss - J. Frank Wilson
You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling - The Righteous Brothers

Side2:
Precious And Few - Climax
Timothy - The Buoys
Have You Seen Her - The Chi-Lites
Brand New Key - Melanie
O-oh Child - The Five Stairsteps
D.O.A. - Bloodrock
Band Of Gold - Freda Payne
Nice To Be With You - Gallery

The inclusion of Bloodrock in this compilation is so amazingly WTF that I can't stand it.
It may be one of my very favorite records that I own.

DOA haunted me when I was a child. I remember my friend Joanne, at her 7-year birthday party, playing that to a roomful of 2nd grade girls She sang every word and when the siren sound came in at the end, she was standing on the arm of her couch straight as a board and she stayed straight like that and just fell onto the cushions. The mention of that song has me playing the movie of Joanne falling in my head.

Lyrics I heard today:
I was driving through the mountains and trying to keep NPR in tune, which involves the scan button through the geography here. The radio rested on a country station long enough for me to hear some guy sing

"all the girls say, save a horse ride a cowboy."

Hulk Hogan made a cd once with The Wrestling Boot Band. I won it by playing skeeball in Reno somewhere. Words can't describe...

I read it in the papers, I saw it on TV.
I guess there'll be one empty seat,
When I wrestle at Wimblelee.
I used to tear my shirt,
But now you've torn my hearts.
I knew you were a Hulkamaniac,
Right from the very start (Right from the start)

You were my friend. (You were my friend)
I'll see you again. (This is not the end)
When the Hulkster comes to Heaven (Heaven, heaven, heaven)
We'll tag up again. (Again, again)
The world just lost another Hulkamania (A friend to the end, I'll see you again)
I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again.
You were my friend (You were my friend)
And I'll see you again (I will see you again)

When I climb back in the ring, I know we'll win this fight.
I wish you were here at ring side, to cheer me on tonight.
The spotlight now grows dim, and now it's not on me.
The prayers we've said together are still our garentee.

You were my friend (You, were, my, friend)
I'll see you again.
(The world just lost, the world just lost, my friend, he's my friend)
You were my friend (You..... were)
I'll see you again (I'll seeeeee you)
When the Hulkster comes to heaven (Heaven, heaven)
We'll tag up again (Again)
The world just lost (Just lost) another Hulkamaniac.
I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again (Bring you back, bring you back again)
The world just lost (Just lost) another Hulkamaniac.
I wish Hulk's love (His love) could bring you back again (His love)
(You were my friend)

http://www.i-mockery.com/bad-albums/hogan/hogan1.mp3

Okely-dokely, my citing of a hippie death-dirge may have not been the best example of horrible lyrics. I concede the point.

Forgive if this has been posted before in this thread. If it has, consider this a seconding. THEE worst song lyrics I've heard of as of late:

Let the bodies hit the floor (4x)

Beaten why for
Can't take much more
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now

Let the bodies hit the floor (4x)

Push me again
This is the end
Skin against skin blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in now you're here
Driven by hate consumed by fear

Let the bodies hit the floor (4x)

HOLY CATS.

that's 'let the bodies hit the floor' by drowning pool.
i wanted to see if their fat tub of shit of a singer died of a heroin overdose so i could post a waffle in the heroin crap/not crap thread so i went to the wiki. i swear you could not make this shit up.

wikipedia wrote:Despite the hardcore, grungy attitude that he was known for during concerts, Dave Williams was highly known for his positive, friendly attitude. A statement from his bandmates during his funeral states that he was a friendly man who always made a point to give at least one person a gift and was very friendly- especially to his fans. Dave was also known to be very realistic as well- this was shown when he explained the significance of the lyrics to the song "Sinner".

Dave was known to place his hand on his heart. This could be seen in many WWE events Drowning Pool would be in and many of their concerts

renowned for his hardcore, grungy, positive, friendly, realistic attitude? a friendly man who was very friendly? dave was known to place his hand on his heart at WWE events? WHAT KIND OF AMERICA IS THIS?!

I just heard a new Badly Drawn Boy song, 'Born In The UK':

Then you see it happened again, the world turned over
Wouldn’t it be something to live your Life On Mars?
Or at least demanding some kind of masquerade?
I never never ever believed in things uncertain
Hanging round the corner just when, just start doing time
in the case of I my me and mine October 1969
Where were you in 76, the long hot summer?
You wanna be a rebel and turn your hosepipes on
With two years to wait for the sound of Jilted John
Virginia Wade was winning our hearts, she made us want to live
Vicious and his brothers were trying to set us free
But much more than this to you and me
This was the Silver Jubilee
We made something out of nothing
Sense of loathing and belonging
Some of us were gonna be rich with the Iron Lady
Lennon’s gone already, let’s post the boys to war
Oh mother what you worrying for? He’s somewhere he’s not been before
Then you see the Union Jack and it means nothing
But somehow you know that you will find your own way
It’s a small reminder everyday that I was born in the UK

Now he's saying on the radio that in America, some of his fans have been inspired to research some of the references in this song. That must have taken them fucking ages, I'm sure.

I just don't see how anyone but Manowar can win this thread. I give you "Gloves of Metal".


Hear the pounding army of the night
The call of metal summons us tonight.
And gather we on this site
To behold the power and the might.
We wear leather, we wear spikes, we rule the night.
Off with the lights, hear the screams
See the banging heads awaken to their dreams.
The sound of metal so loud it cracks the beams
Played by warriors called the Metal Kings.
A hero's welcome for those who heed the call.
We are together, we are all.
With hands high fists fill the air
Against the world we stand.
Hands high forever we'll be there.
Gloves of Metal rule tonight. Yea.
A hero's welcome for those who heed the call.
We are together, we are all.
With hands high fists fill the air
Against the world we stand.
Hands high forever we'll be there,
Gloves of Metal rule tonight.
Leather, Metal, Spikes and Chains
Gloves of Metal raised to show the brave.
Into the darkness march the armies of the night.
Bound by metal we live the fight.
We wear leather, we wear spikes, we rule the night
With hands high fists fill the air
Against the world we stand.
With hands high forever we'll be there,
Gloves of Metal rule tonight!