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What that damned fly said!
They're like Lightning Bolt in that respect.

And...

Uzeda,

Do you ever get the urge to, you know, write an actual song, with a discernible tune?
Oh wait, you tried that on your first LP and it sounded awful.

Also,

Did you do the first 53 seconds of "Steam, Rain and Other Stuff" so that Steve wouldn't notice that the rest is a rip-off of "Squirrel Song"?

Low: Your religious beliefs are flawed. You should probably not have let Dave Fridmann jizz all over your last 2 records.

Dear Gang of Four, shame on you. Shame, shame, shame.

Elvis Costello, I guess I like you now because of just how goddamn great This Year's Model and Armed Forces are and how cool your Jazzmaster is, but you are or were an overrated crabapple.

Bad Brains, why didn't you break up after putting out I Against I? Even that album mostly snorted turds.

John Brannon, though you are truly awesome, you might want to spend some more time on your lyrics.

David Yow, though you are truly awesome, you might want to spend some more time on your lyrics.

Steve Albini, would it kill you to put some bass in your guitar tone?

Wire, call me a cynic if you want, but going ahead without Bruce Gilbert is a recipe for disaster.

nick cave - what made you to release "the boatman's call"

the birthday party - why did you break up so early

the jesus lizard - blue

Piasek wrote:the birthday party - why did you break up so early

I'm kinda glad they did. They never released anything that was crap because of this.

Page Hamilton, Helmet were great -even Aftertaste- why did you anally rape the band's goodwill by releasing two atrocious records without Stanier?

... Eric Avery just played a gig with Jane's Addiction WTF????

Gramsci wrote:... Eric Avery just played a gig with Jane's Addiction WTF????

I thought he hated those guys...for that matter I thought they all hated each other...are you sure this actually happened?

SecondEdition wrote:

Gramsci wrote:... Eric Avery just played a gig with Jane's Addiction WTF????

I thought he hated those guys...for that matter I thought they all hated each other...are you sure this actually happened?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXzLZerzhlk&feature=related

Godspeed You! Black Emperor: Why didn't you just tell us your plan about how you were eventually going to change your name to A Silver Mt. Zion and add hippy vocals instead of doing it so covertly?