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152 by kerble_Archive
hench wrote:my dad hooked me up w/zep & sabbath when i was five too. and i also won the young author's thingy. and i also skipped a grade... are you the man in the mirror??


skipped kindergarten.

won young author's thingy twice (5th + 8th), 5th was stolen from mad mag like Arson Smith (sorry Mad Magazine, I was going to get a zero!), eight was legit like Hench.

Mom had a copy of Alive II.


two out of three ain't bad.
kerble is right.

Serious Thread: Tell us something cool and true about you

154 by hip priest_Archive
I once found two dead bodies in the space of three weeks.

Lord Of The Rings director Peter Jackson once gave me £500 worth of Harrods vouchers as a gift.

John Peel told me I knew more about The Fall than he did. He was wrong. But at least I didn't have shit in my pants.
daniel robert chapman wrote:The biased, biased, biased, biased, biased, biased, biased, biased, biased, biased, biased, biased, biased, biased cunts.

Serious Thread: Tell us something cool and true about you

155 by that damned fly_Archive
connor wrote:
that damned fly wrote:
connor wrote:Proud family history:

I am a direct descendant of Ben "The Tall Texan" Kilpatrick of Butch Cassidy's Wild Bunch gang.

I am also a direct descendant of General Judson Kilpatrick.

Both men were insane, of questionable morality and notorious whoremongers.

...

My undergraduate mentor is a reoccuring character on the show King of the Hill.

Connor


so you must be a descendant of whores studying under tom petty, who plays the character lucky. am i right?


I'm confused. What are you talking about?


direct descendant of whoremongers leads one to conclude direct descendant of the whores that they mongered.

undergraduate mentor being a regular character on king of the hill. i guessed, "lucky." who is played by tom petty.

the end.

clear?
buy my guitar. now with pictures!

Serious Thread: Tell us something cool and true about you

156 by connor_Archive
that damned fly wrote:
connor wrote:
that damned fly wrote:
connor wrote:Proud family history:

I am a direct descendant of Ben "The Tall Texan" Kilpatrick of Butch Cassidy's Wild Bunch gang.

I am also a direct descendant of General Judson Kilpatrick.

Both men were insane, of questionable morality and notorious whoremongers.

...

My undergraduate mentor is a reoccuring character on the show King of the Hill.

Connor


so you must be a descendant of whores studying under tom petty, who plays the character lucky. am i right?


I'm confused. What are you talking about?


direct descendant of whoremongers leads one to conclude direct descendant of the whores that they mongered.

undergraduate mentor being a regular character on king of the hill. i guessed, "lucky." who is played by tom petty.

the end.

clear?


You guessed wrong. It's "lil Mikey Soto" who sometimes is Bobby Hill's age. Other times, he's in high school.

Connor

Serious Thread: Tell us something cool and true about you

160 by instant_zen_Archive
ECSean wrote:
Braden wrote:In 1998 I met the drummer for Modest Mouse. I said, "Hi, my name's Braden." He said, "So."

Man did that make me feel special and cool!

EDIT: I mention the year because it wasn't as if the band were hugely popular at that point. In fact, it was when they were still opening up for good bands such as Built to Spill.


Modest Mouse sucks.


that's constructive. how many times have you uttered, in your profound intellectual prowess, "fuck bush?"
if i got lasik surgery on one eye, i could wear a monacle.
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