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Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:
electrons: "Coldest Breasts Ever"? Are you sure this is a rock band?

Yes it is fake-named after your fake-breasts that are fake-cold. Ever.

Great names afoot! Well done, yo!:

Goddamn Zoo
THIS IS WHERE WE PARK, BITCH!
The Cooling Power of Worms


I will play again tomorrow, as there is no way in hell Brad would not see This Panther Knows Portuguese? or Fake Italian

Who here would not see Fake Italian? I mean, think about it.

run joe, run wrote:Massive Massive Knuckle
Strange Legz
Bastard Inside A Box

run joe, run continues to shine like a shiny shiny star in the dark dark sky. Day Four for you, run joe, run!

R.F.F. wrote:Kinko's f*cked up my order

So great. Day Fo*r for yo*, R.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.!

But today's winning band names are as follows:

1. Nervous Reykjavik
2. Aeroflotsam
3. Inside The Actor's Studebaker

Needless to say, some of today’s entiries would not have coaxed me into the show. There were a few 0 for 3 performances, but The Deal saved you. The G.D. Deal.

So who gets it in the neck today?

elisha wiesner! For “the moist”, “better than nuthin'” and “the emoticons”. Sorry, elisha. Console yourself with your fine band.

Play on, Playonners!

Empty Balls

Fyddylstyxx

The Morton Salt Girls

It's all I can do not to steal 'Dale Earnhardt and the 9/11s.'

But I shan't.

tmidgett wrote:Fyddylstyxx

Holy smokes!

Day Four or Five or whatever for you, Tim M.!

Fyddylstyxx!

Riot Heeb

Mr. Jun is Fuck

Cloven Girth-Wad

1. Flesh Avalanche

2. Whoa, a Wizard

3. Lipshits, Dipshit

the Nasty Bits

totallyoutofline

Yr Mom Got traded


All three first albums entitled GOOD NEWS, . . .

Alright, if you won't even go see your own band's British namesake counterpart, I'm going to have to try a lot harder.

I present:

1) New Jazz Hair Pizzazz

2) Bird TITS

3) The Super-Trippy St0ner Fractals

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:FYI, Rick Pitino coaches the University of Louisville Fighting Cardinals, who, against all odds, advanced to the Final Four last year.

Had Rick Pitino coached, say, the UC Davis Fighting Aggies to last year's Final Four, it would be legitimate to say that it was "against all odds."

If any of your local sports hacks haven't come up with a cute nickname for Rick Pitino, may I suggest "The Ego Pud With The Middle Manager Hairdo Whose Corporate-Homily-Spewing Blueblood Yankee Ass We Would All Despise, Except That He's Coaching OUR Thugs."

Chord Whores

Too Much Bad Coffee

Crotch Puncher

(I missed a day so to be fair I'll post 3 more for your consideration.)


Who Says?

Christmas Tree Flambe

Magnetic Poles Reversed