On to the Sweet 16!!!

The Albini Division

people, hi-five the pope (5A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)

The Stack Division

The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)
Book Reference Book (11S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Curry Favor (3W)

The Jung Division

Syndrome of a Down (1J)
Emergency Turban (3J)

Am I allowed to vote?

You will recall that Vice-Judge Angus Jung, in a fit of heated lame duckery, released all of the convicts from the consolation thread.

Therefore, everyone is free to vote.

The Albini Division

people, hi-five the pope (5A) - I like this name better and better the more I read it.
Pelt-Lobber (11A) - More a vote against than a vote for.

The Stack Division

The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)

The fact that these two, clearly the strongest entries submitted by anyone who was not me (with the exception of 'Frottage'), have to face each other in the same division is a joke. IT MAKES A FARCE OF THIS WHOLE COMPETITION PEOPLE. Either way, these two will win today, face each other tomorrow and the winner will win the whole competition.

And Bradley would see either.

Or that goofy, pandering Danzig name will win and we can all just admit this was a popu-fuckin-larity contest.

Oh, wait, there's more voting to do.

The Jung Division

Test Fuck (4J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J)

= Justin

On to the Sweet 16!!!

The Albini Denomination

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)

The Stack District

The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)

The Weissenberger Discharge

Police Teeth (1W)
Curry Favor (3W)

The Jung Dervish

Test Fuck (4J)
Emergency Turban (3J)


Al!!! The EAMUBN64NSET office pool is moving strong, and people are really dropping like flies. IWWWWW! I hate flies. Anyway, Sara Sudekis, who picked Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself to win it all pick is out, and she is T.O.'d!! Jack Fidders’ Punch You Face Me continues to excel, and why wouldn't it? Right Jack? (He scares me a little) If Are You There God, It's Me, Danzig were to win it all, there would be a 3 way tie between the Ribben Triplets, Bart and Kyle in Web Development and Art in Tech Support. Wowie wow wow. Okay, seriously, everyone, no more Mr. Nice Guy. I can't afford to pay the winner if you don't chip in your share for the pool. It's only fair. We are down to a couple of days and we will have a clear cut winner. Don't want to sound like a jerk. I'll make you a deal, whoever pays me today - I will make those butterscotch chocolate "spider cookies" that you all love so much just for you! Please? Cool.

-J. Teasdale

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)

The Stack Division

The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)

The Weissenberger Division

Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)
Curry Favor (3W)

The Jung Division

Test Fuck (4J)
Emergency Turban (3J)

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:I have a question: what if this tournament results in the selection of a band name for a band that I would not see?

What with the general infallability of all things netful, then I would submit that this might indicate that you clearly don't know what sort of band you would actually go see. Maybe you need to spend more time getting to know this Bradley R. Weissenberger that you claim to be!



The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)

The Stack Division

in the battle of Gentle Fudge v. The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal, I vote "neither merits my vote"
Book Reference Book (11S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Curry Favor (3W)

The Jung Division

Test Fuck (4J)
Emergency Turban (3J)

The Albini Division

people, hi-five the pope (5A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)

The Stack Division

The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)

The Weissenberger Division

Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)

The Jung Division

Test Fuck (4J)
Emergency Turban (3J)

Ireally wanted to see Pant Gift.....

Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)

Stack Division

The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)
Book Reference Book (11S)

Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)

Jung Division

Test Fuck (4J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J)

I note "Fyddylstyxx" as a strong outsider.

I like outsiders. I like "Fyddylstyxx".

On to the Sweet 16!!!

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)

The Stack Division

The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)

The Weissenberger Division

Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)

The Jung Division

Test Fuck (4J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J)

My prediction:

I see "Are you there god....." and "Police Teeth" being in the final round.