The FUCK OFF Thread.

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BadComrade wrote:SUV drivers who slow to a crawl at railroad tracks: FUCK OFF!
People who signal after they slow down / start a lane change: FUCK OFF!

People who drive with their left foot on the brake pedal: FUCK OFF!

The band Hellogoodbye who just woke me up from a nap by playing their gae ass song Here in your Arms (seriously, you have to hear this shit) on the Carson Daly show: FUCK OFF!
Carson Daly: FUCK OFF!

Bob Sirott, who likes to tell the news standing up, and is a total prick to those he works with: FUCK OFF!

The jerk-off who made this [url=http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f5d_1172741350]
Squirrel Catapult[/url]: FUCK OFF!

Jane's Addiction's Been Caught Stealin': FUCK OFF!


Yes, I agree... people in general can fuck off.
Has anyone ever done the news in the reclining position? That would be ace.

The FUCK OFF Thread.

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tyler, my fuckin' cocksucker, intolerable, lazy piece of shit, loudmouthed, unfunny, moronic, clumsy, slob of a fuckin' roommate: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU, IF YOU DON'T FUCK OFF AND NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN, YOU SHIT-HEEL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU!

my goddamned job at u-haul that induces the paranoia of firing to keep you at work, and has a camera on you even though you handle no money: oh, god fuck off before i go postal. i.e.- bring a gun in and shoot up the place, or take that job offer at the post office. haven't decided.

the drummer from my old band (who caused breakup of said band) who'll go into the space and record his own songs, join a two piece drum/guitar band and write songs with them, but won't help me finish one goddamned song: fuck you, you fuckin' hypocrite, and i can't wait 'til the day where i never need you again. fuck off.

one more time, for good measure, tyler, you spoiled little shit: fuck off. you threaten my brother to my girlfriend again, and i'll make you eat that fuckin' baseball bat. if i hear one more word of politics or religion again, you're eating those too.

richmond: you miserable little college town that pretends it isn't, i can't wait to get the fuck out of here. fuck off.

i think that covers it.
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