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Smite 3 Bands.
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:10 pm
by TheGodfather_Archive
8 pages and no BJORK ! !
1. Bjork/Sigur Ros (damn near the same thing)
2. Kid Rock/Limp Bizcuit (same thing)
3. Green Day/Blink 182 (same)
if you kill one/you kill the other.
Tough game, but oh so fun.
I think it would have been smarter to have killed the new kids on the block, if they die ALL boy bands die like the back street boys and ninety eight degrees, and whoever else there is.
Smite 3 Bands.
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:02 pm
by mrarrison_Archive
Lenny Krapitz
The Eagles
Lynyrd Skynrd
hands down!
Smite 3 Bands.
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:05 pm
by unpoppy_Archive
REM
Will Smith
Beastie Boys
Smite 3 Bands.
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:53 pm
by revrantMeat_Archive
can i trade smiting three bands for smiting everyone who wears Che Guevara shirts or patches? thanks.
Smite 3 Bands.
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:10 pm
by ubercat_Archive
Chamillionaire. I swear to fucking god, if I hear that lump of shit single 'Ridin'
one more time I'm going on a fucking rampage.
Daniel Powter. Right in the face, so he gets a closed casket.
U2. Oh, this would make me so happy. Just say these guys are from
England and who gives a shit? Ponderous man, fucking ponderous.
Oh, and btw Chamillionaire, learn how to fucking spell, and pass it on.
Smite 3 Bands.
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:24 pm
by tipcat_Archive
Three more:
Elvis Costello
Spoon
Maps and Atlases (because prog is the current evil ruining indie rock, and it must be stopped at all costs)
Smite 3 Bands.
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:11 am
by sunlore_Archive
Okay...
Vive La Fête, you are the first band to go. You inspired a whole array of terrible "electro-punk" bands in my Kingdom of the Lowlands, whose only real accomplishment is the return of black nailpolish in
the artschool fashion arena. Of all the hokey Belgian "avant" outfits, I could've just as easily smitten dEUS or Zita Swoon, but Viva La Fête, you are the fucking worst. Fuck. You.
Mogwai, your live shows always SOUND so damn nice, but your music is third rate sonatina meandering for graphic designers. You consistently choose "texture" and "atmosphere" above soul, groove and swagger, and you are quite convincing in doing so. Mogwai, you and your bloodless, post-rocky offspring should really leave the stage NOW. You are the second band to go.
Pearl Jam, for you is easy. Your music is so diluted and unadventurous that it can only be appealing to those with a pedestrian interest in rock music. Plus, Eddie Vedder, you inspired a generation of terrible singers that all sound exactly like you. You made narcissism into a "cool" trait of the personality for many rock people. Pearl Jam, I respect it that you stick to your guns and picked a fight with evil ticket people. I will admit I kind of like your song "Rearview Mirror". But this does not redeem you or your horrible legacy. She is horrible! Bye Pearl Jam!
Smite 3 Bands.
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:12 am
by chairman_hall_Archive
sunlore wrote:Mogwai, your live shows always SOUND so damn nice, but your music is third rate sonatina meandering for graphic designers. You consistently choose "texture" and "atmosphere" above soul, groove and swagger, and you are quite convincing in doing so. Mogwai, you and your bloodless, post-rocky offspring should really leave the stage NOW. You are the second band to go.
Controversial
Smite 3 Bands.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:40 am
by sparky_Archive
BUMP. Choosing which three bands to smite makes for a more delicious decision.
I still have not chosen mine.
Smite 3 Bands.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:50 am
by Colonel Panic_Archive
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Nickelback
Damn. Even though I hate their music so much, smiting them like that just leaves me with this hollow feeling of empty victory, like stepping on a cockroach.
