Funniest review I have ever gotten was less of a performance review, and more of a personal review.

Ths was 10-12 years ago... I had been dating a girl for a short period, and we decided to head to lunch.

We went tp a place I was really familiar with, and the girl who waited on us was also a really good friend of mine who I used to go to shows with (girls with cars rule when you are in your 20s and hard-drinking most nights).

After the meal, I returned from the pisser to overhear this comment... (girl I am dating to waitress)
"Yeah, Rick is really nice. If he were a little better looking, I would marry him".

WTF?? Ah, I guess I have said worse shit about girls I went out with when I was inh my 20s....

From our first gig a few weeks back:

The second act, Bulk and Skull were ok, but a bit dull. I think if their vocals had a bit more (or, indeed, any) punch and a few more hooks, they could be a fairly entertaining band. Musically, I dug the guitar riffs and the drums thundered along with a great amount of intensity but the lack of any sort of vocal clout was, for me, incredibly distracting and made the whole performance quite a chore.

It’s a shame to say it, given they weren’t a bad band, but the most enjoyable moment of their set was slow-clapping some charvers back up the stairs and out of the Head of Steam.

Nice.

As soon as we ended a song someone in the front said "what the fuck!" at the most absolute quiet moment. Heard by all. I thought it was great.

"Rachel is somewhat pedestrian"

Well, as an apprentice I once led a woman into the chapel to view her husband, and stood a few feet behind her quietly, as you do. She turned and said, "This isn't Dan." I haltingly tried to explain that sometimes the cosmetics or the lighting can.....She said no, "This...Isn't...My....Husband." I had taken her into the wrong room. She didn't have much of a sense of humor about it, either. My boss literally asked me why he shouldn't fire my ass. I managed to talk my way out of it, but that's a pretty brutal review in my book.

When I was like 19 my band put out an EP called "This Took Too Long". Which was just a set for a spike....cause a fanzine had to slam dunk it.

"This Took Too Long"
To listen to.


That was all.

oh! I have a good one.

In the middle of an otherwise decent review of a recent show, we were described as "the soundtrack to date rape."

Thank you, student papers. Jesus.

megadan wrote:oh! I have a good one.

In the middle of an otherwise decent review of a recent show, we were described as "the soundtrack to date rape."

Thank you, student papers. Jesus.

So your band sounds like Stone Temple Pilots.

'I can totally see you guys getting some airplay on Q101, you should send them something'
Some chick at a show a few months ago.

Dr. Geek wrote:

megadan wrote:oh! I have a good one.

In the middle of an otherwise decent review of a recent show, we were described as "the soundtrack to date rape."

Thank you, student papers. Jesus.

So your band sounds like Stone Temple Pilots.

Actually, that title belongs to Morphine.