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Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.
Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 11:06 pm
by alex maiolo_Archive
garble wrote:but it's better then Denny's
Denny's = Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Racist or not racist? Who the hell cares, the product is awful so I'm not going to indulge regardless.
It's been 8 pages, so there's bound to be a repeat, but I'll give it a shot:
Wok n' Roll
Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.
Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 11:18 pm
by garble_Archive
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:The Franchise-To-Be =
Dagwood's
I'm going to say Dagwood's = Operation Ivy
While they clearly lack most of the 1950's douchery, Operation Ivy is very much like the typical Dagwood sandwich: a lot of people's praise and esteems (?) of crucial-ness planted between two flavorless slabs of whitebread.
Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.
Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 12:45 am
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
Since garble has failed to provide another restaurant franchise for your review and comment, I will offer:
The Franchise:
Buffalo Wild Wings (aka "bw3")
Please note that "bw3" is
"a fun, edgy, high-energy and easygoing restaurant — much like the personality of our customers."
Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.
Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 2:19 am
by garble_Archive
alex maiolo wrote:It's been 8 pages, so there's bound to be a repeat, but I'll give it a shot:
Wok n' Roll
Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:33 am
by 3volvos_Archive
The Establishment: Wok n' Roll
Since Wok n' Roll evokes a nation (asia), is self referential (their food most likely comes out of a wok), purports to rock and or cause excitement(hence 'Roll'), and is tongue in cheek (here "Wok" replaces "Rock") thus substituting irony for authenticity, the apropiate band is Eagles of Death Metal:
because said band evokes a nation (Eagle = America), refers to their own sound (music probably is heavy metal), promises to rock in the most ostensible & extreme way (death metal), and finally name is ironic/tongue in cheek because no authentic death metal band would carry such a name.
Also both organizations can be properly analyzed without ever having experienced them directly; viewer/eater must merely experience a more bona fide, earnest version of the genre: see China City or Iron Maiden.
Next: TCBY (note: oftentimes next to Subway)
Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:41 am
by eater_Archive
BW3=dave mathews band, the frat boy factor is the clencher
Franchise: Whataburger
Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:20 am
by mrdfnle_Archive
Franchise: Whataburger
"
At Whataburger, we realize that we would be nowhere without our loyal customers."
Stop Whining
Whataburger=Red Hot Chili Capitalists
Franchise= Bonefish grill
Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:42 am
by 3volvos_Archive
nihil wrote:Chick Fil 'A.
Limp Bizkit. Anything with retarded spelling will always be processed...and there will be diarrhea involved.
Steak and Shake
No, Limp Bizkit is not Chick Fil A b/c Chick Fil' A is delicious; the finest alternative to our burger-centric society. So the finest alternative rock band applies here: Nirvana. Chick Fil' A didn't invent the chicken, just the chicken sandwich; likewise Nirvana didn't invent rock music, just alternative (for all practical purposes).
Plus Kurt Cobain probably didn't do shit on Sundays either (the place is fucking closed then)
Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:43 am
by 3volvos_Archive
so Bonefish grill is still pending...
Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:42 am
by spaghettilee_Archive
3volvos wrote:so Bonefish grill is still pending...
Bonefish Grill : Hole
- Only slightly fresher than Courtney Love's thighs.
Franchise: The Ground Round
