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Clocker Bob is Wrong about 9-11

152 by big_dave_Archive
Need I stress again how valueless immediate eyewitness comments (to news crews) and pixelated video stills are to this discussion? I need not, because every person not on med's due to emotional scarring knows already. I highly suspect that Blocker J. Cobb is scarred by his father's repeative but abortive attempts to breastfeed him, in front of a mirror, while dressed as Kirsty Ally.

Using photographs to claim such things as :

Plane, at a pitched angle, pointing towards corner of WTC2, away from core.


Mass of exploding plane and fuel exploding outside the building- pointed away from the core.


[paraphrase]This was a controlled explosion and not a structural collapse[/paraphrase]

is stupid. You're looking for things like timeframes, angles, aspect, distances, depth, etc. Things you will never be able to exclusively get from professional, archetectural photography, let alone copy-paste copy-paste squished, re-sized, re-coloured jpegs downloaded from www.rense.com. Seeing as P.T. "Clocker Bob" Barnum is keen on pointless analogies, you are using the same method and assumptions that ancient astrologers used when mapping the movement of the celestial bodies. Assuming everything is moving across the two dimension plain of the photograph, with whatever distance and depth you care to imagine (or ignore depth if you want) at whatever rate suits your agenda. You are free to invent all these variables to suit your agendas, structural engineers are not. Your information comes from a few jpgs, theirs comes from everything else.

Completely, this is all "duurrrrrr George" shit.

Clocker Bob is Wrong about 9-11

153 by big_dave_Archive
How would you respond to the idea that your verbose attempts to decode the most ambiguous and trivial pieces of information are an attempt to get some sort of control or understanding from a situation that infuriates and alienates you?

You are frustrated that you know little of economics or structural engineering, so you would rather get your information from 32 by 32 bitmaps than indepth reports that you may fail to understand.

Pick a frame of the towers' falling, and it is all yours to explain as you will.

Clocker Bob is Wrong about 9-11

155 by trilonaut_Archive
clocker bob, you talk a big game about all these conspiracy theories, when in fact, you are the biggest conspirator of all:

the mastermind behind operation CB.

kool g rap delivered a scathing expose in the early 90s and still you're pulling the strings behind this diabolical scheme.

(disclaimer: the following is nasty and sexist)

kool g rap, in the song operation CB wrote:Every eleven minutes across the USA
a man is a victim of Cock Blocking
This action usually results in broken friendships
The following is an example..

[Kool] Aiyyo Jinx
[Jinx] Hey whassup G?
[Kool] This girl'll be here in a minute
[Jinx] Uh huh
[Kool] The bitch got a nice ass and I'm tryin to get in it
[Jinx] Cool that's alright but why you tellin me this shit?
[Kool] To make sure you don't mind
[Jinx] Uh-huh
[Kool] chillin out while I hit it
[Jinx] Naww nigga, I'll just turn on the TV set
[Jinx] Get paid, hit the skins, get some pussy, get your dick wet
[Kool] Alright bet, because my dick is hard as hell
*ding dong ding dong*
[Kool] The bitch is ringin on my bell

Opened the door, "Whassup baby? Yo come on in
Here, take a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend"
Now everything is going according to plan
"Yo Jinx this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Whassup baby?)
I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat
"Yo Jinx," "Whassup?"
"Later nigga, I'm goin to the back" "See ya!"
I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused..
.. I'm gonna get some drawers
So we laid on the bed and I just smiled
Because I'm dreamin about fuckin her doggystyle
So I'm thinkin bout some hits that I can slip her
*zipper sound* Fuck it, I'll just pull down her zipper
Feelin her ass, and damn the shit is soft
"Aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?"
I got the whore ready to let a nigga score
*knocking* Yo who the FUCK is at my door?
*knocking* Now she's annoyed, and boy I got some luck
I cracked the door, "Yo Jinx, what the FUCK is up?"

"Aiyyo G man, I just, y'know, I wanna get some water and shit
You know I'm kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? Heh heh"

"What water nigga? Go 'head, go and get it" "Aight"
"Now leave me the fuck alone so I can hit it" "Aight thanks man"
So then I slammed the door shut *door slams*
I turned around this bitch is pullin her pants back on her butt
Nah chill, yo he ain't comin back no more
I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh*
I'm tryin to convince her but the shit didn't work
So now I'm here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops)
Yeah don't worry, that same shit won't happen twice
*knocking* "Aiyyo G man, where's the ice??"
Shit, didn't even get my jock in
*knocking* Cause niggaz like Jinx is Cock Blocking

"Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense"
"Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??"
"And for the life of me, I didn't know why.."
"Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??"

[Kool G. Rap]
Thinkin of a bitch I could be hittin, for no salary
So I called Valerie, found out the bitch was babysittin
The baby's parents went to Europe; and I could see her now
suckin my dick and lickin my nut like it was maple syrup
She said, "Come over I'm alone"
And I was knockin at the door before the bitch hung up the phone
"Hey whassup baby? You know I miss you" "Whassup?"
Yeah that's some shit you gotta say to get your dick into the pussy tissue
Went in the house and had a seat
The little boy put fifty motherfuckin toys by my feet
Smashin up my ankles with Tonka jeeps
I wish this little motherfucker'd take his ass to sleep
Now my leg got crazy scratches
I said, "Here, you wanna play?" I gave his ass a book of matches (Hey!)
I couldn't even get a rap
Without this little motherfucker jumpin his ass into my bitch's lap
I started rubbin on her curves
But I'm mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves
I pulled the bitch up by her hair "What's the matter baby?"
"Aiyyo, whydon'tcha get rid of little man?" "Alright baby"
She took me to a room that was dark "Hey, come in here"
I was undressin on the way to get a head start
And then I let the door shut
Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the whore's butt
Suckin on her titties like candy
Five minutes later had her comin in her panties
Now she's ready for the dick
"Yo you ready bitch?" (mmm-hmm) "Well first, take a lick!"
Down on her knees is where she dropped
Suckin on and suckin on and suckin on my cock
Bust that nut, that's what I'm hopin
Then yo, all of a sudden, the door flew wide open
What the hell is this about? *child crying*
She jumped up in a flash and took my dick out of her mouth
Yeah, the little nigga's throwin a fit
Talkin about he's hungry and shit
"Wait a minute baby, let me get up so I can feed him"
But I felt like takin off my belt and beat him
He already gave my leg a cut
Now the little bastard is fuckin up my nut
She, didn't even get the lead off
So I picked up one of his Ninja Turtle dolls and pulled the head off
(Hey whatchu doin?) Yeah motherfucker now we even
Forty-five minute passed, the bitch ain't back, fuckit I'm leavin
I got dressed, and put my hat back on my head (Hey!)
"Later bitch," "No wait baby"
"Drop dead!" "What??"
"And by the way, thanks a lot and uhh..
fuck you and that little nigga for Cock Blockin!"

"Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense"
"Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??"
"And for the life of me, I didn't know why.."
"Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??"

[Kool G. Rap]
So all you niggaz with the helmets and shoulderpads
stay the FUCK away from me, word up
The next time you wanna block nigga
try out for the Jets baby, word up
Yo, that nigga Polo's Cock Blockin like a motherfucker
That nigga Jinx is Cock Blockin
My dancers are straight up roadblocks n shit
That nigga Bill Blass has been Cock Blockin all his life
And that nigga Eric B.'s Cock Blockin
and that nigga Rick Rubin's Cock Blockin
and that nigga Rick Reuben's Cock Blockin
and that nigga Clocker Bob invented Cock Blockin
Last edited by trilonaut_Archive on Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:14 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Clocker Bob is Wrong about 9-11

157 by Skronk_Archive
big_dave wrote:
Rick Reuben wrote:"smashed by liquid"?? :roll:


You know that sometimes falling into water can break bones and tear joints, right?

You know that you can break a glass coffee table with a firehose, right?


That in no way compares to a ball of fuel hitting steel.
Marsupialized wrote:I want a piano made out of jello.
It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.

Clocker Bob is Wrong about 9-11

158 by big_dave_Archive
BadComrade wrote:
Rick Reuben wrote:Post pics of balls of water smashing huge steel coumns, please.

"smashed by liquid"?? :roll:



Steel boats get "smashed by liquid" all the time. Look at what a rogue wave did to the front of this steel boat back in 1974:

Image

The Norwegian tanker Wilstar took a hit in 1974 from a rogue wave that ripped off part of the bow. Such giant waves are much more common than thought and represent a major danger to mariners.

Rogue waves move a fuck of a lot slower than 500 miles per hour, and look what they can do. If you can't understand the physics behind 86,000 pounds of anything hitting something at 500 miles an hour, then you might as well just give up.


During a summer holiday when I was younger a wave broke through the barriers of a coastal stretch of road of reduced a couple of cars to wreckage. This was a during a mild July storm in a coastal town.

Clocker Bob is Wrong about 9-11

159 by big_dave_Archive
Skronk wrote:
big_dave wrote:
Rick Reuben wrote:"smashed by liquid"?? :roll:


You know that sometimes falling into water can break bones and tear joints, right?

You know that you can break a glass coffee table with a firehose, right?


That in no way compares to a ball of fuel hitting steel.


The firehose/glass coffee is pretty close. A riot hose can punch through pretty thick shit and can fuck up concrete, metal, wood, whatever. This is without gravity, heat and combustion.

Clocker Bob is Wrong about 9-11

160 by Skronk_Archive
big_dave wrote:
Skronk wrote:
big_dave wrote:
Rick Reuben wrote:"smashed by liquid"?? :roll:


You know that sometimes falling into water can break bones and tear joints, right?

You know that you can break a glass coffee table with a firehose, right?


That in no way compares to a ball of fuel hitting steel.


The firehose/glass coffee is pretty close. A riot hose can punch through pretty thick shit and can fuck up concrete, metal, wood, whatever. This is without gravity, heat and combustion.


A ball of loose, flying jet fuel doesn't have the pressure that a firehose does.

Considering the weight a steel column like the ones in the towers would have to bear over the years, and be flexible enough so the building would sway in the wind, a firehose wouldn't cause anything beyond a dent. Have anymore ridiculous comparisons?
Marsupialized wrote:I want a piano made out of jello.
It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.
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