Boombats wrote:I love the last line of the article:

Mtv wrote:Country star Tracy Lawrence's The Very Best of Tracy Lawrence opens at #163 with 4,630 scans, followed at #164 by Danzig's double-disc collection The Lost Tracks of Danzig, which sold 4,600 units.

4600 people still like Danzig enough to buy his music? Impressive.

Mr_Deadite wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:I was gonna say. No friggin' way is that "open letter" for real. Excellent parody though.

Yeah, it really did seem like something he would write.

then you have really no idea what billy corgan would write.

You all do realize that letter is a complete hoax, right?

corgan has a great sense of humour, i can just see him now sitting back in his control chair stroking a fluffy white cat with a leather gloved hand and cackling to himself drooling all over his white headofcult mumu.

corgan = dr evil.

Billy Corgan: "American girls are sluts"

Smashing Pumpkins closed the Main Stage at Carling Weekend: Reading tonight (August 26).

Midway through the set stage cameras panned the crowd, which included a scantily clad young woman, about whom Corgan commented "There's something about a girl who's willing to take her top off so quickly."

"American girls are sluts too," he added. "See - isn't it great to be alternative - You can say all those things."

nice stage banter, asshole

"We're very humbled to be back on this stage," Corgan concluded at the end of the show "Yes, miracles can happen."

Delusional Douchebag

John George Peppers wrote:

"We're very humbled to be back on this stage," Corgan concluded at the end of the show "Yes, miracles can happen."

Delusional Douchebag

what miracle exactaly is he talking about?

I heard a rumour he lost his cock in an accident in mid 90's. Since then he has a plastic one. But it's still tiny.






I have no idea why i have just wrote that.

Maybe because thinking about a tiny plastic cock between BC's legs gives me a boner.

I apologize. I need to go to sleep.

man this dude is fucked up in the head.
Dude, you had like 2 mid level alternarock hits like 10 years ago. That's it.
Nobody gives a fuck, seriously.

What gives this dude the idea that the entire world is just waiting to hear what he's up to?
I mean, does the dude from the Gin Blossoms take out full page ads in his local newspaper to announce his solo tour or whatever?

Corgan is a genius. This Pumpkins album is noting but satire. He is spoofing major labels by intentionally raping the poor fans who actually buy this "album" w/ the different versions, its just hipster ironic at its best.

Calling the band Smashing Pumpkins is another hipster intentional irony, as clearly its Corgan solo w/ the drummer back on board and the "songs" he wrote are barely B sides for a Spinal Tap album quality, clearly these are also satire of the music from the 90s.

Corgan realizes that he had 2 good albums way back when and this is just his ironic schtick Andy Kaufman style. Its just a middle finger to "the man" he didn't really release a new pumpkins album, we all know thats impossible.

unless it says "siamese dream" on the cover, nobody will care. zeitgeist is a shitty album and he knows it. it's all part of the plan.

mary star of the sea is corgan's greatest song, but the mastering is fucked up. someone needs to remaster the zwan record.