I can't decide between the following, all of which make me want to kill myself:

Texas 'Black Eyed Boy'

Texas 'Summer Son'

Texas 'In Our Lifetime'

Nothing else on this thread comes even close.

Sharleen Spiteri is a subhuman shitstain, the lowest form of filth. It's difficult for me to function at all these days, let alone go anywhere, paralysed as I am by the prospect of having her voice insidiously shitpiped into my ears until i'm no longer able to hear my own thoughts. Texas is holocaust. Texas is child pornography. Texas is mindwipe. Texas is accept.

Isabelle Gall wrote:I can't decide between the following, all of which make me want to kill myself:

Texas 'Black Eyed Boy'

Texas 'Summer Son'

Texas 'In Our Lifetime'

Nothing else on this thread comes even close.

Sharleen Spiteri is a subhuman shitstain, the lowest form of filth. It's difficult for me to function at all these days, let alone go anywhere, paralysed as I am by the prospect of having her voice insidiously shitpiped into my ears until i'm no longer able to hear my own thoughts. Texas is holocaust. Texas is child pornography. Texas is mindwipe. Texas is accept.

i'm glad to see you've survived the experience.

some guy wrote a song about how awful texas is. has that line in it, "this is mustache." that song is the best thing about texas.

rocker654 wrote:"You're Beautiful".

I have no idea who does this song, but it makes me want to hunt him/her down and ruin his/her voice box with tongs and a pair of vise-grips..

James Cunt. Please do.

Isabelle Gall wrote:Sharleen Spiteri is a subhuman shitstain, the lowest form of filth. It's difficult for me to function at all these days, let alone go anywhere, paralysed as I am by the prospect of having her voice insidiously shitpiped into my ears until i'm no longer able to hear my own thoughts. Texas is holocaust. Texas is child pornography. Texas is mindwipe. Texas is accept.

Wow..
I mean, wow.
I found a Texas cd in the trash the other day. The name sounded vaugley familiar. The cover was really lame. I tried it out anyway. Utter crap. Although to be honest I only listened to about 20 seconds of each song. Maybe one of them had a cool bridge or something that I won't ever find out about. Who funded this music and why?

And that Sean Kingston- whoever is captain of the autotune boat for that guy sure does suck!! Or maybe it's a type of sabotage only recording types will notice. That song is totally cut and paste protoolized. You know they only had a few shitty hooks and forced some poor producer to make it into something.

Cold-fucking-play, and from their extensive catalogue of lame lame shit the one that kicked off their career......'Yellow'.

Mr Egg wrote:Cold-fucking-play, and from their extensive catalogue of lame lame shit the one that kicked off their career......'Yellow'.

They've got way lamer songs than that one.

Try a song called "Politik" and see if you can make it through without becoming nauseated, offended, or both.

lemur68 wrote:

rzs wrote:I like the part where he says it was back in '99, watching movies all the time, just went away for doing my first crime. Those may have a place in the Worst Lyrics Thread.

He is 17, which would have made him....9.

I know.
I wonder what kind of movies they have in juvie?

Isabelle Gall wrote:Texas is holocaust. Texas is child pornography. Texas is mindwipe. Texas is accept.

Back when I wrote about music, one of the magazines I worked for (in the office) got a lot of advertising dollars from their American label when Southside came out.

I have blocked the tune/lyrics of the dismal single the label was pushing at the time, but I remembered someone saying

"They're fucking Scottish...and they have a slide guitar! That's so different!"

I wept that day.

I wept a lot at that place.

about all of this talk of autotune --

i've noticed when i hear top 40 these days, that basically, EVERYTHING is autotuned, but in different ways. you have the stuff where you're not supposed to notice (but it's still obvious) and the stuff that is SO overt, you are clearly supposed to revel in it sounding like some newfangled vocoder 2.0 monstrosity.

basically there's autotune used a fix, and autotune used as an instrument. both are going to become associated with this time period. the top 40 of this era will be remembered for its autotune. maybe in the future they'll either stop using it, or simply develop new versions that sound different. either way, it'll be like "remember that hit in 2007 that i danced to at prom? wow that autotune takes me back!" just like people now fetishize 80s synthpop and 8-bit nes music and form retro bands with names like vhs or beta, there'll be bands that are digging up 20-year old obsolete autotune plug-ins to take you back to the day.

SecondEdition wrote:

Mr Egg wrote:Cold-fucking-play, and from their extensive catalogue of lame lame shit the one that kicked off their career......'Yellow'.

They've got way lamer songs than that one.

IIIII WIIIL TRYYYYY.....





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