Beijing 2008

Nationalism Done Right!
Total votes: 18 (45%)
Patriotic Bullshit!
Total votes: 7 (18%)
Whatever, Sports Fan, Go Fuck Yourself!
Total votes: 15 (38%)
Total votes: 40

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iembalm wrote:
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:I hope Michael Phelps gets eaten by a shark.

The shark would have to catch that motherfucker first. Maybe if it was right after breakfast.


He is supposedly going on vacation with us this winter. I can always chum the waters before he goes in the ocean.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."

-Gustave Flaubert

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Mandroid2.0 wrote:
iembalm wrote:
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:I hope Michael Phelps gets eaten by a shark.

The shark would have to catch that motherfucker first. Maybe if it was right after breakfast.


He is supposedly going on vacation with us this winter. I can always chum the waters before he goes in the ocean.

You know, I don't visit cemeteries when I go on holiday; I would be surprised if Phelps goes anywhere near the water on his.

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I couldn't give a toss about the Olympics, but I've been vaguely following GDP and population adjusted medal tables - they're pretty interesting.

Looks like North Korea are winning the GDP adjusted medals table, and Jamaica the population adjusted table.

Still, given the money, CRAP.
I walk these streets, a loaded six-string on my back.

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Mandroid2.0 wrote:Which is absurd considering that (at least with softball), it's due to American domination. Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't that also eliminate basketball? Oh, right. But those are superstar men so the same argument doesn't hold sway.


The US men's basketball team has gotten their ass handed to them many times in int'l competition.

I mean, it's not going to happen this year. But it happens.

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This weekend, a friend suggested a convincing criterion for a sport's eligibility for the Olympics: a sport should only be eligible if an Olympic gold medal in that sport would represent the highest single achievement in that sport. Or, to put it in more personal terms, within that sport an athlete's highest aspiration would be to win a gold medal.

Somewhat difficult to gauge, but I liked it.
Gib Opi kein Opium, denn Opium bringt Opi um!

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