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Camaro wrote:Most public buildings around here have, at their entrance, a set of double glass doors. Regularly, one of these two doors will be locked. You go to use it and guess what? Fooled you! That door? That door right there? we don't use that as a door! What the fuck were you thinking, using that door, anyhow?

It's a fucking door people! The only purpose it serves in this universe is to allow me to walk through it during your hours of operation!

A five-gallon bottle of water on my right shoulder, a hook holding another five-gallon bottle in my left hand. I set the left-hand bottle down, right in front of the left-side door. I try open the right-side door, and it is locked. I now have to pick up the bottle (because it's in front of the unlocked door), move it over, and set it down so I can open the left-side door and pick the bottle back up for a second time.

This would not be necessary if a) both doors were unlocked, b) they had a handicap button that I could press with my hip, thus saving me the trouble of setting the bottle down, c) the guy standing right there on the other side of the door had just opened it for me in the first place.

Repeat numerous times throughout the course of the day.

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I think my new pet peeve is not understanding how these spambots know how to sign up and post on a forum. I even saw one of them create a poll on here.

I have a website for the book, complete with a forum. I think there's at least 100 members.....and they're all spambots. I like to pretend that I created that fake forum as a spambot trap.
I've seen the bridges burning in the night.

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Men taking things out of my god damn hands.

A beer I'm attempting to open, a cigarette lighter, my guitar amp (or anything heavyish), sound equipment!
I was running the sound at a small tea house show and some dude came up and said "I got it from here sweetheart, I know how to work this thing".
Thanks sir, but get your fucking hands off my PA.
I was carrying a video camera and tripod across campus to a lecture I had to tape for my job and when I get there some guy goes "Oh thanks for bringing this, I've got it from here." Oh no you don't asshole! I've got it from here!

Ok.

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H-GM wrote:
connor wrote:Mouth noises. I cannot tolerate smacking, finger licking, etc. I especially hate that pointless "tooth-sucking" noise you often hear hicks doing just for the hell of it. And since coming to NY, I've been inundated by this rapid gum-"snapping" noise in theaters, subways, etc.


This makes me want to kill. I stare at the offending individual with a look of pure hatred. What I think is even worse are people who need to vocalize their enjoyment of eating with "mmmmm's," and "ahhhhh's." So fucking disgusting. Oh, and the clanking of silverware on flatware, or, on one's own teeth. Fuck. I really, really, really, really, hate noisy eaters.


Early this morning, I put on my barely-civil face and asked The World's Worst Group Member to please chew her gum quietly while we prepared for our presentation. There may have been glowering on my part.

Like she needed to do one more goddamn thing to make me hate her more. Gum. I fucking hate gum. Chew with your friggin' mouth closed. Um, please.

The bulk of my semester will be over in six hours. I anticipate my humanity returning, but I may just morph into a (apparently I can not be a pterodactyl 'cause of some recent creepy clip) grumpy T-Rex. This would still be an improvement on my current demeanor.

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