two songs that cvs has inflicted on me recently that are agonizing:

edge of seventeen by stevie nicks
and
I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE BLUES by elton john

elton john should be imprisoned for that song.

1. "Don't You Want Me Baby" - The Human League
2. "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" - Michael Macdonald (cover, obviously)
3. "Truly Madly Deeply" - Savage Garden
4. "Honky Cat" - Elton John
5. "Matter of Trust" - Billy Joel
6. "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" - Michael Jackson
7. "All I Want For Christmas Is You" - Mariah Carey
8. "The Long and Winding Road" - The Beatles
9. "Don't Look Back" - Fine Young Cannibals
10. "Best For Last" - Vanessa Williams

I fucking hate:

1. Wings--"Let 'Em In"
2. Foreigner--"Waiting For A Girl Like You"
3. Sheryl Crow--"All I Wanna Do"
4. REO Speedwagon--"Time For Me To Fly"
5. Edie Brickell--"What I Am"
6. Dada--"Dizz Knee Land"
7. Phil Collins--"In The Air Tonight"
8. Simple Minds--"Don't You Forget About Me"
9. Counting Crows--"Mr. Jones"
10. 10,000 Maniacs--"These Are Days"

I have a co-worker who listens to that GOD-DAMNED STUPID MOTHERFUCKING "Jack FM" all day and have heard him SING ALONG to some of the above. Fuck. Me. Jesus.

It seems to me that a lot of the songs that keep getting mentioned here at least have a redeeming humour factor.

If you want to see some *real* shite, may I direct your attention to some Eurovision song contest contestants:

Elena Paparizou - No. 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWe0nKho8DI

This one actually won the fucking contest, can you believe it?

Serebro - Song number one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXk18RdxPZM

"Song number one" managed to reach number 2!

Scooch - Flying The Flag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m-ngE570qg

Carola - Invincible



Anyway, watch enough Eurovision contests and I'm sure that you'll agree:
US popsters aren't capable of delving these depths of wretchedness.


... not like they haven't been trying, though.