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tmidgett wrote:Tell me Kenny feel it, tell me Kenny feel it, tell me Ken-ny feel-it:

The "Peel Sessions" release by your favorite band

just better: closer, unknown pleasures, substance, etc

just worse: any record by bedhead, low, or disco inferno



kenny: not using fake italian in the game of kenny. wtf?

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kenny: not using fake italian in the game of kenny. wtf?

JB: Getting a real Italian to use fake English.
JW: Referring to Bedhead and Low LPs in the "JUST WORSE" category



KENNY-

Genesis P. Orridge's Drag Queen phase

you killed kenny you bastards: world war 2 movie marathon

j.b. nicely brewed coffee that is lukewarm and a few hours old

j.w. wearing shoes that make your feet look unusually small

kenny: not using fake italian in the game of kenny. wtf?

j.b. slipping into fake italian around people who subsequently wonder what the hell is wrong with you

j.w. trying to speak fake italian and realizing that you have lost any knack you had for it. the pain in trying to regain your fake italian accent.

there was a mediocre rock band at one time called 'kilkenny cats:'

thinking 'dago tee' is the classy french word for 'wifebeater' and asking for some by that name at k-mart, but the polish saleswoman doesn't know what the hell you are talking about, anyway

so sorry, but i had to hog:

Genesis P. Orridge's Drag Queen phase

j.b. being forced to use a picture of a dog with an erection as your computer desktop

j.w. a tattoo of a fish on your forehead

gcbv wrote:KENNY-

Genesis P. Orridge's Drag Queen phase

just better: Steve Albini's Estelle Getty phase
just worse: Tim Midgett's Dame Edna phase

tmidgett wrote:there was a mediocre rock band at one time called 'kilkenny cats:'

thinking 'dago tee' is the classy french word for 'wifebeater' and asking for some by that name at k-mart, but the polish saleswoman doesn't know what the hell you are talking about, anyway

just better = Standing in a concession line at a Chicago Bears game, eavesdropping on the thick Chicago-accent guy in front of you implore his friend who has never eaten a bratwurst to order a bratwurst and then watching thick Chicago-accent guy freakout and nearly have a heart attack when his friend proceeds to put ketchup onto said bratwurst ("Awww, man, you don't put catch-up on a bratwurst!")

just worse = Have a conversation with a gay friend and absentmindedly refering to something lame as being "gay" (i.e. "gae")


Hoping to get beyond his kenny:

- trying to decipher Andy Cohen's lyrics to "The Ram"

stackmatic wrote:trying to decipher Andy Cohen's lyrics to "The Ram"

Just Better: Trying to decipher the lyrics to "The Ram", if said lyrics were sung in the Navajo language
Just Worse: Trying to decipher the lyrics to "The Ram", if said lyrics were sung in the Klingon language

KENNY®: That one thing that reminds you of the other thing

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:KENNY®: That one thing that reminds you of the other thing

just better: you know that thing, that one that does the one thing
just worse: "Hello, Its Me Again"



kenny anger: people who make a lot of noise while eating

the Classical wrote:people who make a lot of noise while eating

Just Better: A cat that makes a lot of noise while you run it over with a push mower
Just Worse: A hooker that makes no noise while you fuck her

Kenneth Keith Kallenbach: The amount of blood that Earvin "Magic" Johnson must drain from a young Filipino virgin and consume on a daily basis in order to preserve his health

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Kenneth Keith Kallenbach: The amount of blood that Earvin "Magic" Johnson must drain from a young Filipino virgin and consume on a daily basis in order to preserve his health

Christ, Bradley. soooo funny.

JB: Ebola getting a better agent. "Ebola! Catch the Wave!"1
JW: The amount of sputum Earvin Magic Johnson has to slather hisself in to squeeze himself atop the "throne of girls" as he sips the blood from his babyskull chalice.

Kenny:
Picking a fight and not being around to see it hash out.