ERawk wrote:PEACE OUT Y'ALL AND SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ACTUALLY LISTEN TO WOMEN FOR A FUCKING CHANGE YOU STUPID ASS CRO-MAGNON STUPID PIECES OF SHITERawk wrote:My pretend penis just came on my face

surfrider wrote:My only experience with Crate was one time when i was doing a show, and the band on after us had two guitarists that both had these little plastic boxes with the word CRATE on them in large letters.We finished playing and were tearing down. As i was taking my big, old, heavy, partridge laden amp down from off the cab (grunting and sweating a little with the weight of it), one guitarist of the next band said to me, why the fuck do you even bother with a big old out of date thing like that, when you can just use THIS! The thing was, he seemed so exasperated and pissed off at me as he was brandishing this external hard drive looking thing in my face. Like he really couldn't fathom why on earth i would not already have this tiny plastic device with the word CRATE on it in large letters.I politely informed him that oh i just really like the sound of this amp as i was just trying to tear down quickly, get out of the way, and be civil in the process. But this just seemed to anger him even more. Vitriol spilling out of his vein-throbbing head and thrusting a laptop at me, he said you fucking moron! Tell me the make and model of that amp and i'll just program in on here!! He went on to load several sweet vintage amp tones with a usb cable from his laptop in to the small plastic box with the word CRATE on it.We packed up and got a drink, then watched a little bit of the band on after us that had the two guitarists with the tiny plastic boxes with the word CRATE on them in large letters. They were not a very good band and their sweet vintage tone made me want to sit outside in the cold. Especially when the guitarist who had spoken to me earlier said before a song, this one is dedicated to people who are stuck in the past, whilst pointing at me and looking confused with rage.Later on, we heard them doing a metal cover of the Divinyls' hit, 'I Touch Myself', but changing the lyrics to: when you think about me you touch yourself.This is my only experience with CRATE amplification.I laughed for a long time at partridge laden

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biscuitdough wrote:The rule with JMP Marshalls ishas anything been modified other than the knobsIf that motherfucker has the stock circuit, I will look into the DHL troubles if one of you locals will facilitate my next paycheck going to this craigslister.NO MODSNO MASTERS

Anthony Flack wrote:You still have the diamond-shaped nature of the image working against any comfortable fit against text.Perhaps you could do the ol' underneathy move...?

/FM mathew in the thread for womenWell you see this is all because God has a highly ironic sense of humor...like a cosmic-level Borscht Belt comedian/.

Tom wrote:eliya wrote:Let's help Hinduism save the swastika!I was at Chuck-E-Cheese like a week after the election. Walking to the bathroom past the birthday party table area. I see a reserved sign that said "Swastika". Fuck no way, I'm thinking. It didn't look like the people were there yet, but immediately I'm seeing every white family in the restaurant and being like... "Yeah, it's totally them. They named their little kid Swastika." I'm just about ready to take a picture to post on reddit, when in walks the Swastika family. Of course it was a perfectly normal Indian family and I'm a dipshit. Of course I knew that the Swastika was an Hindu symbol, but I didn't realize that it was also a common last name.I'm still like 75% sure there was a kid in there named Swastika or RaHoWa or Himmler or something.On a side note, someone came into my store a few weeks ago named Joe Goebbels. What is wrong with people.

Madman Munt wrote:HOF b\_d, you mad bastard. Wherever you are. wellsyuk wrote:big\_dave wrote:i've been studying these nazi-war machine funders for a while:gold bear : 10.0 masterpiecestar mix : 9.5 near perfectfantasy mix : will be sorely missedkiddie super mix : 8.0 awesome, but why is the pack aimed at children only available in bags so big that you cant possible eat half without getting diabetes or fattyitismagic mix : 9.0 but we all know that fantasy mix was betterhorror mix : 7.5 not exactly magic mix sports mix : 7.5 the same as horror mix but some better, some worsetangfastics : 9.0 quality, but better drunk than sober. milky mix : 8.0 too much of a good thingmicromix : 8.9 acestrawbs : 7.0 pretty goodsour strawbs : 6.5 way too much of a good thing. if they sold three of these together for 25p i'd be happyschtrompf mix : 9.schtrompf mint imperials : 3.0 some of the worst mint imperials money can buylicorice mix : 2.5 terrible, hardly actual licorice. why, when the licorice in micromix is so tasty?car-en-sac : 10.0 fucking genius, especially the tiny bagscola bottles : 8.0 not perfect but a very classy version of the a good sweetjelly beans : 2.5 bottom of the range jelly beans priced out of the market, and bottomed out of the wacky-flavour arms racedolly mixture : 2.9 not really proper dolly mixture, just lameThis is really quite some work young man. I'd wager that Haribo just generally have way too many bland jelly-based sweets mixed amongst too few marshmallow style softer treats. What the flying fuck is in the 'schtrompf mix'?

Rimbaud III wrote:Isabelle Gall wrote:"Bit Of Fantasy Guff For Those Games Workshop Comic Shop Types In Long Black Leather Trench Coats You Know The Ones Usually Called Nigel Or Dave And Talking To Each Other In Wankerish Voices In Your Local"Truefax: A couple of friends and I were once kidnapped by a gang of these sorts in order to flesh out a party they were having. They bundled us into the back of their van - parked outside the pub we'd all just left, independently of each other - and took us to their party, where, to their credit, they actually became quite hospitable. Having established that we weren't going to be bumulated in the orc-holes everyone relaxed, and they passed round the cider and poppers. It was probably the result of mead-induced Stockholm Syndrome, but by the end of the night I had agreed to become his squire and to join him at a battle reenactment the following weekend. It felt like I really wanted that to happen too. Dude even showed me his sword. I was brought round by my less inebriated friend. I wanted to believe he was attempting to rescue me from a life of servitude to a man with a voice so high I wondered if his testicles, rather than dropping, had ascended so far that they'd become his eyes. In actual fact my pal had been rebuffed by the only female present. Aint got shite if you aint no knight.My master's name was Nigel.

Tommy Alpha wrote:Rimbaud III wrote:Isabelle Gall wrote:"Bit Of Fantasy Guff For Those Games Workshop Comic Shop Types In Long Black Leather Trench Coats You Know The Ones Usually Called Nigel Or Dave And Talking To Each Other In Wankerish Voices In Your Local"Truefax: A couple of friends and I were once kidnapped by a gang of these sorts in order to flesh out a party they were having. They bundled us into the back of their van - parked outside the pub we'd all just left, independently of each other - and took us to their party, where, to their credit, they actually became quite hospitable. Having established that we weren't going to be bumulated in the orc-holes everyone relaxed, and they passed round the cider and poppers. It was probably the result of mead-induced Stockholm Syndrome, but by the end of the night I had agreed to become his squire and to join him at a battle reenactment the following weekend. It felt like I really wanted that to happen too. Dude even showed me his sword. I was brought round by my less inebriated friend. I wanted to believe he was attempting to rescue me from a life of servitude to a man with a voice so high I wondered if his testicles, rather than dropping, had ascended so far that they'd become his eyes. In actual fact my pal had been rebuffed by the only female present. Aint got shite if you aint no knight.My master's name was Nigel.So good.Rimbaud III wrote:Bumulated In The Orc-hole The Mars Volta LP we've all been waiting for.