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little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:20 am
by owen_Archive
AnthonyVillalobos wrote:The episode where Lisa starts to develope a crush on Nelson was classic.
A good moment from that episode was when Lisa was passing a note saying something along the lines of "guess who likes you" from the back of the class up to Nelson in the front. Nelson reads the note, turns around and Milhouse waves to him.
The bit ends with Lisa apologizing to Milhouse while he's on a stretcher and the paramedic says something like "he can't hear you, the blood has clogged his ears". or some shit.
I'm usually really stoned when I watch the Simpsons.
this moment is actually one of the finest smash cuts in history.
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:46 am
by eldupay_Archive
AnthonyVillalobos wrote:
my aunt in Australia has saved a six pack of beer that came out early in the 90's under the name "Duff". Of course it was pulled off the shelves the second Fox heard of that. I want to try some but she won't let me crack any open.
This scheme was cooked up here in Adelaide by the West End Brewery.
It is basically their best selling beer (West End Draught) in a Duff can.
After it was banned prices went through the roof with an unopened carton
of 24 getting a $1000.00 plus on Ebay etc.
West End Draught is the highest selling beer in the state of South Australia
but not the best.
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:13 am
by scott_Archive
they have a can of Duff here in Chicago, at Lemmings. it's up on the display with all the cans of stuff they sell. first time I saw it, I tried to order one, but was told they don't sell it. I was
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:31 am
by FMajcinek_Archive
scott wrote:they have a can of Duff here in Chicago, at Lemmings. it's up on the display with all the cans of stuff they sell. first time I saw it, I tried to order one, but was told they don't sell it. I was
You fucking idiot. Honestly. You call with that shit? You retard. You must be out of your fucking mind. I mean, what the fuck did you think I had? Did you think that jack-high might actually be good on the turn? Fucking moron. Fucking-one-fucking live out. Jesus fuck.
Before you fly, you gotta learn to
take a stand.
This energy drink has been endorsed by Phil Helmuth.
You missed poker tonight, fuckstick.
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:48 am
by scott_Archive
I can't tell if that sounded more like you yelling at someone, or Crapass doing it. i'm guessing you. I also picture you putting me in a headlock as you say that stuff. yeah, definitely you.
I can't play limit. aside from *always* losing because I don't "math", it just bores me. pot limit I don't mind as much, but fuck a buncha limit.
plus, I'm scared of the headlocks.
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:03 am
by Tree_Archive
I used to have a friend who had a Far Side day calendar (yeah, I know..."I don't get it") and would put his favorites on his fridge. I would come over, see the ones on his friedge, and think to myself, "These are your favorites? These are the ones that stand out to you?"
That's what this thread reminds me of.
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:25 am
by burun_Archive
Tree wrote:I used to have a friend who had a Far Side day calendar (yeah, I know..."I don't get it")
This was my father's Chanukkah gift to me from age 15 - 33.
Ages 33 - present: now it's a poker "fact" a day calendar.
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:28 am
by johnnyshape_Archive
burun wrote:Tree wrote:I used to have a friend who had a Far Side day calendar (yeah, I know..."I don't get it")
This was my father's Chanukkah gift to me from age 15 - 33.
Ages 33 - present: now it's a poker "fact" a day calendar.
"January 30th. Phil Helmuth is still a dick."
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:05 am
by Rimbaud III_Archive
johnnyshape wrote:burun wrote:Tree wrote:I used to have a friend who had a Far Side day calendar (yeah, I know..."I don't get it")
This was my father's Chanukkah gift to me from age 15 - 33.
Ages 33 - present: now it's a poker "fact" a day calendar.
"January 30th. Phil Helmuth is still a dick."
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:46 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
Bart: Teamwork is overrated.
Homer: Huh?
Bart: Think about it. I mean, what team was Babe Ruth on? Who knows.
Lisa+Marge: Yankees.
Bart: Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?
Homer: Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
