Beijing 2008

Nationalism Done Right!
Total votes: 18 (45%)
Patriotic Bullshit!
Total votes: 7 (18%)
Whatever, Sports Fan, Go Fuck Yourself!
Total votes: 15 (38%)
Total votes: 40

Crap-Not Crap: The Olympics

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My great 2008 Olympics moment:

As some running or gymnastics event that featured some hard-poopin' Jamaicatrix or freakish Chinaman played on the c. 1985 television, I watched:

(i) to my right, a blind man sloppily eat a dinner salad while simultaneously smoking a cigarette that his hideously adorned female caregiver had rolled for him; and

(ii) to my left, a dead drunk who bore a strong resemblance to a let-himself-go Mick Fleetwood (imagine that!) slump over his beer as a fly worked its way down the back of his two-sizes-too-small-and-pit-stained "white" t-shirt and into the flesh-space between said shirt and his too-low grey sans-a-belts.

The fly worked its way into Mick's nethers as I turned to watch Blindy chewing and smoking.

It was a majestic scene.

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