Good morning freedom fighters! Congratulations on your latest democratic endeavors.

Yesterday was a fine day of voting highlighted by the end of The Queen is Dad's cinderella run and the 1st rumblings of an anti-Danzig sentiment running through the forum. A chink in the armor perhaps? We'll see.

Today's signature match is the titanic battle between Police Teeth and Fyddylstyxx.

Sweet 16 results......

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A) defeats people, hi-five the pope (5A) 23-10
Punch You Face Me (2A) defeats Pelt-Lobber (11A) 17-16

The Stack Division

The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S) upsets Gentle Fudge (9S) 22-10
Book Reference Book (11S) upsets Coldest Breasts Ever (7S) 21-12

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W) defeats Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W) 27-6
Fyddylstyxx (2W) defeats Curry Favor (3W) 23-10

The Jung Division

Test Fuck (4J) upsets Syndrome of a Down (1J) 25-8
Emergency Turban (3J) defeats The Queen Is Dad (15J) 22-11

On to the Elite 8!!!!!

Albini Division Finals
Are you there God? It's me, Danzig (1A) vs. Punch You Face Me (2A)

Stack Division Finals
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S) vs. Book Reference Book (11S)

Weissenberger Division Finals
Police Teeth (1W) vs. Fyddylstyxx (2W)

Jung Division Finals
Test Fuck (4J) vs. Emergency Turban (3J)

Voting Begins Now!!!

God, the excitement!


Albini Division Finals
Punch You Face Me (2A)

Stack Division Finals
Book Reference Book (11S)

Weissenberger Division Finals
Police Teeth (1W)

Jung Division Finals
Emergency Turban (3J)

Albini Division Finals
Are you there God? It's me, Danzig (1A)

Stack Division Finals
Book Reference Book (11S)

Weissenberger Division Finals
Police Teeth (1W)

Jung Division Finals
Test Fuck (4J)

AlBStern wrote:Punch You Face Me (2A) defeats Pelt-Lobber (11A) 17-16

What?!!? "Pelt-Lobber" is kept out of the Elite 8 by one vote??!

And worse yet, she loses to a wretched emo band name.

Curses!

My Elite 8 votes! --

Are you there God? It's me, Danzig (1A) (You are SO going down, accursed "Punch You Face Me")

The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)

Police Teeth (1W)

Emergency Turban (3J)

I have to keep reminding myself that we are not voting on the coolest, funniest or most creative band names here... we are voting on the band name which would be most likely to persuade brw to go see them based solely on their name. Since I don't know brw all that well, I have to think about which band I would probably go see based solely on their name.

I have also realized that just because I like a band name better than its opponent, it doesn't mean that it's the one I would necessarilly go see. So with that said, here are my votes:

Albini Division Finals
Are you there God? It's me, Danzig (1A)
(see, I think Punch You Face Me is a better band name, but without hearing either of the bands, I would probably go see AytG?Im,D over PYFM)

Stack Division Finals
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)

Weissenberger Division Finals
Police Teeth (1W)

Jung Division Finals
Test Fuck (4J)

Oh man, I can hardly contain my excitement. Blowouts all around in the last round except for Punch You Face Me by a hair! I predict a bloody battle between Test Fuck & Emergency Turban. It's gonna be close, folks!


Albini Division Finals
Are you there God? It's me, Danzig (1A)

Stack Division Finals
Book Reference Book (11S)

Weissenberger Division Finals
Police Teeth (1W)

Jung Division Finals
Test Fuck (4J)

Albini Division Finals
Are you there God? It's me, Danzig (1A) - I am so ready to vote against this name, but Punch You Face Me is not a name for me to vote for.

Stack Division Finals
Book Reference Book (11S) - I am so ready to vote for The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal, but this name is not a name for me to vote against.

Weissenberger Division Finals
Fyddylstyxx (2W) - I've liked Police Teeth all along, but I've thought it was pretty overrated. A solid contender, but nothing special. No Fyddylstyxx, is what I guess I'm saying.

Jung Division Finals
Emergency Turban (3J) - I still miss Practice Wife, but I'm happy to vote for this one.

Predictions: PYFM, TToSaYLM, F'x, TF --> TToSaYLM, F'x --> F'x

Linus Van Pelt wrote:I still miss Practice Wife, but I'm happy to vote for this one.

I miss Practive Wife too. I thought it was much more graceful and effective than Test Fuck, alhtough both are good.

Your new avatar is such a departure from your previous one. It's like you're a new person.

Here we go:

Albini Division Finals

Are you there God? It's me, Danzig (1A)

Stack Division Finals

Book Reference Book (11S)

Weissenberger Division Finals

Police Teeth (1W)

Jung Division Finals

Emergency Turban (3J)

Michael Gregory Bridavsky wrote:

Linus Van Pelt wrote:I still miss Practice Wife, but I'm happy to vote for this one.

I miss Practive Wife too. I thought it was much more graceful and effective than Test Fuck, alhtough both are good.

Your new avatar is such a departure from your previous one. It's like you're a new person.

My intention was to just have it up only through halloween (it's my jack o'lantern), but now that it's been up so long, I don't know what I should do!