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Marsupialized wrote:...and sometimes girls overestimate how attractive they are and think every dude within 50 yards is trying desperately to get into their pants.
'I know they wanna fuck me, but they are too scared to come up and try' uh, yeah...I mean, if it makes you feel better about yourself to think that way go right ahead....but.....
I remember a little exchange where you yapped on and on about how your life is just ruined because you are so attractive that you can't step one foot outside your front door without being hit on every guy who comes near you....
Now you complain that guys are not coming up to you and hitting on you.
Typical woman. Self obsessed, full of shit.


Marsup,
Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful. I'll let you buy me a bassoon, too. ...Ya know, cuz I'm thin and attractive....and, guys are tripping all over themselves to buy attractive girls gifts. Isn't that what you said? And, now you complain about women being self-obsessed. Seems you have some conflicting views of your own.

And, for the record...You missed the whole point of my post, which is that I'm NOT out seeking the attention of men and so I'm relatively reserved. Hence, I think guys believe I'm not very approachable. I said nothing in my post about every guy in the room trying to get in my pants.

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Charming, yeah.

I once had a coffee-shop employee basically eating out of my hand very quickly after making a one-word comment on his t-shirt: "Shellac?" He seemed awfully psyched to have that be noticed and remarked upon. Bringing young people together, you see.

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hellyes!! wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:...and sometimes girls overestimate how attractive they are and think every dude within 50 yards is trying desperately to get into their pants.
'I know they wanna fuck me, but they are too scared to come up and try' uh, yeah...I mean, if it makes you feel better about yourself to think that way go right ahead....but.....
I remember a little exchange where you yapped on and on about how your life is just ruined because you are so attractive that you can't step one foot outside your front door without being hit on every guy who comes near you....
Now you complain that guys are not coming up to you and hitting on you.
Typical woman. Self obsessed, full of shit.


Marsup,
Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful. I'll let you buy me a bassoon, too. ...Ya know, cuz I'm thin and attractive....and, guys are tripping all over themselves to buy attractive girls gifts. Isn't that what you said? And, now you complain about women being self-obsessed. Seems you have some conflicting views of your own.

And, for the record...You missed the whole point of my post, which is that I'm NOT out seeking the attention of men and so I'm relatively reserved. Hence, I think guys believe I'm not very approachable. I said nothing in my post about every guy in the room trying to get in my pants.


In addition to not understanding what you were saying, he is also illustrating his lack of memory. He "remembers a little exchange"... that he had months ago with a different poster, a girl named Kenoki who lives in Florida.

Okay, back to pickup lines!!

How about this one...

"You smell purty".
"The bastards have landed"

www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album

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Angus Jung wrote:
fantasmatical thorr wrote:do you take it up the shitter when you're on the blob?

"On the blob."

This is so much better than the American "on the rag."

Salut, teabags!


dude, rag is just uncouth!
Tom wrote: I remember going in the back and seeing him headbanging to Big Black. He looked like he was raping the air- really. He had this look on his face like, "yeah air... you know you want it.".

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"You are so beautiful, I want to serenade you with the clapping of salad tongs outside your window and draw mandala patterns on your front porch with packets of restaurant condiments, if you do not speak to me, I will surely die."

Sadly, this worked.
See, girls do like funny guys.
Really.

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