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by Ty Webb_Archive
1. I'm not retracting shit. I said it, I defended it, then I apologized for its unintended but obvious consequences.
2. terikeiser, you're right and I would otherwise never refer to them that way, but it was a necessary shorthand for what I was trying to communicate.
3. rachael, our views on feminism, from what our brief conflicts have revealed, are probably never going to match. But I don't think mine are as Neanderthal as you believe.
4. While at an Oscars party in Minneapolis (the biggest outside Los Angeles, I was told) with my friend, we were standing with a group of his friends. I made a joke and my buddy gives me a little peck. I made another joke, this one about "Oh, my first kiss from a boy!". The group all get quiet and look at me funny, at which point it occurs to me that they have just assumed I'm gay and I'm my friend's date. He sees the confusion, laughs, and say, "He's not a virgin! He's just straight." At that point, his large, bearded, Shel Silverstein-looking co-worker says, "Well, that's not your first kiss from a boy then. THIS IS!" and he plants a huge, wet kiss right on the mouth.
Apparently, the look on my face was a keeper, because everyone howled and it took a while for them to compose themselves. I'd like to think I handled it with grace, if a lot of blushing.
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