Was anyone needing another reason to despise Billy Corgan?

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ERawk wrote:
The Code is Almighty wrote:
Boombats wrote:
The Code is Almighty wrote:From my friend's blog:

Billy Corgan is a douchebag... I have lyrics from the song 'Mayonnaise' tattooed on myself... I cried on the way home... I am never going to one of his concerts again.


Your friend is an idiot and a pussy. Still, Billi Corgi is a hemmorhoid.

Hey, everyone knows that "letter from Billy" is fake, right?


She's a girl, what do ya want? You can't expect everyone to be as enlightened as we are.


As a female, I'd like to say thanks for the put down.


Give me a break, how is that putting you down? I'm saying that she can cry about something sorta silly and not be a pussy.

You on the other hand, you're tough as nails and would never be caught doing anything generally attributed to the fairer sex. Are we cool?
I've seen the bridges burning in the night.

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The Code is Almighty wrote:
Boombats wrote:
The Code is Almighty wrote:From my friend's blog:

Billy Corgan is a douchebag... I have lyrics from the song 'Mayonnaise' tattooed on myself... I cried on the way home... I am never going to one of his concerts again.


Your friend is an idiot and a pussy. Still, Billi Corgi is a hemmorhoid.

Hey, everyone knows that "letter from Billy" is fake, right?


She's a girl, what do ya want? You can't expect everyone to be as enlightened as we are. Regardless, I was posting it because Billy Corgan says, in the middle of a show; "It's 2007, I'm 40 years old, and I don't play for anyone but myself anymore."

And for the sixth time; no that letter was very real. Get your facts straight lest you look like an idiot and a pussy.


I was talking about THIS letter:

The Stranger (Seattle) wrote:
An Open Letter from Billy Corgan

July 10, 2007

My Dear Friends,

Today is the greatest day you've ever known.

Seven years, seven months, and ten days ago, the clock struck midnight, 2000, and the world began turning faster. Back then, I disbanded the Smashing Pumpkins because the new millennium demanded it. A new age needed a new start—cleanliness and unity, not the confused, confusing wreck I let the band become.

We were once the most important band in the world, and everyone—me, you, Courtney Love—knew it. The Smashing Pumpkins drew the line between Black Sabbath, the Bee Gees, and the Cure, and that line caught a generation like a leash around a wayward puppy. We founded Alternative Nation, and the kids and advertisers flocked around. But because the band had become bloated, overbearing, headstrong, because it grew beyond my control, it had to die. I killed it before it killed me.

And now, after all those years of self-imposed obscurity, of forced poetry, of side projects mired in mediocrity and too many guitarists, I bring us, together, here, to the corner of Future Avenue and Now Street. This is our moment! This is our day! This is Zeitgeist! (That's "Spirit of the Age" in German. Trust me: I've read Hegel.)

This band has always been the headlight on the barreling locomotive of modern youth; with a title like Zeitgeist, nobody can argue. I brought back original Pumpkins drummer Jimmy Chamberlain—recovered and reverent of yours truly, he's the epitome of a new leaf turned over—plus another chick bassist and some new guitar guy. Zeitgeist (Say it! It feels good!) arrives this week, in four different forms: The Best Buy version is different from the Target version is different from the iTunes version, which is different from everyone else's version. Most zeits would've settled for a single geist, but ours demands more marketing strategies, so I offer it four.

As for the music, the critics won't get it. They never have. My old fans—the ones whose lives were changed by Gish and Siamese Dream—won't get it. They will complain that the sound is too dense, too severe, too, yes, overbearing. But the New Generation is the one I'm speaking to, the one that needs to know that My Chemical Romance and Panic! At the

Disco couldn't exist without me. Whether they want to know doesn't matter. This Zeitgeist is not consensual—it's here, whether you understand it or not.

Several weeks ago, I released "Tarantula" to prime the public for the coming onslaught. The song is the sound of one ego exploding (mine), the sound of an entire album in just one song. You'll like it because it has the same skyrocketing guitar riff as "Cherub Rock," and you liked "Cherub Rock" back in 1993. You still like it, because it is one of the best songs ever recorded. But now, instead of one guitar playing one riff, there are more—way more—guitars. And more riffs. It's awesome, in the original sense of the word. It might scare you.

Fear is the effect I'm going for. Fear and exhaustion. But "Tarantula" is not the scariest or most exhausting song on the album. That honor goes to "United States"—a triumphant teenage anthem that sounds like the closing solo of "War Pigs," refracted and stretched into nine minutes. Remember, I was subtle once: "Drown," from the Singles soundtrack, was haunting in its minimal, dissonant beauty. But the Zeitgeist has no time for subtlety, friends, and neither do you. Hence song titles like "United States" and "For God and Country" and "Pomp and Circumstance." Even more than you need more guitars, you need more meaning. And I bring it to you:

Dulcet tones whisper fast

Refuse your yearns, renounce the past

Rouse me soon, the end draws nigh

Whose side are you on

Your blood you cannot buy.

Revolution!

Revolution!

Revolution!

Yes! Zeitgeisty!

Every revolution needs a counterpoint, and that would be "Bring the Light," the one song with a discernable, singable hook, the one song that's remotely accessible. It's got a melody that burns with the same adolescent struggle as those Siamese Dream days. Naturally, it stands out: Hooks and singability are not really the zeitgeist. At least not this Zeitgeist.

Here is what you must understand: Nothing has changed since 1999, except my budget. And Pro Tools. I am still the same alt-rock messiah I was. You are still my teenage flock.

Trust me.

Your zero,
Billy Corgan

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That is pretty stupid expecting Jimmy Corrigan to be a mind reader and to know a) that you have some kind of stupid life long crush on the guy. b) not to respect him once you see him. c) were exactly were the lyrics of the mayonnaise song tattooed and were they visible only from behind when you drop your pants.

A girl I know wrote a great comic about her imaginary affair with Morrissey, it was hysterical, perhaps you can channel your imaginary affair into your art as well.

I think it is admirable to play for yourself. Most people do it for some reasons of ego and self aggrandizement not to mention chicks.

Also what color cape was Jimmy wearing? (perhaps he is a mind reader). Do they spray wax on his bald pate to reduce audence glare - probably not he is only doing it for himself.

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Big John wrote:That is pretty stupid expecting Jimmy Corrigan to be a mind reader and to know a) that you have some kind of stupid life long crush on the guy. b) not to respect him once you see him. c) were exactly were the lyrics of the mayonnaise song tattooed and were they visible only from behind when you drop your pants.


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Dave Pajo's blog, 13th October:

Somebody forwarded a link to me of a blog entry by an ex-bandmate (guess who). Needless to say I was underwhelmed by the bad poetry, Republican rhetoric, and bogus sensitivity. But what really struck me was what a spiritual poser he is-- I can't believe he's still working that vibe! He drops heavy, loaded words, like the "G" word, because its an easy way to appear soulful. Shallow people have to fake depth, dear readers.

I figured out the code to translate his writings-- replace the words "you" "fans" and "God" with three dollar signs: "$$$". Don't believe his verbal diarrhea-- greed and power are the only motivating emotions that guy has. Unfortunately I had to learn this the hard way...
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