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Misheard Lyrics

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:00 pm
by lemur68_Archive
Miel wrote:"I'm gonna shit myself! Open a window!"- Margin Walker, Fugazi.I loled

Misheard Lyrics

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:00 pm
by Miel_Archive
I'm gonna shit myself! Open a window!- Margin Walker, Fugazi.

Misheard Lyrics

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:00 pm
by Plantweed_Archive
Keep on with the post-opDon't stop 'til you get enough

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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:00 pm
by wrig_Archive
Bear Claw, from A Car Horn is not a Doorbell:I try to keep my cool in spite of my penisBut I find it much too hardTo ignore, you can touch his sac

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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:00 pm
by Tuolumne_Archive
"If you want a Caesar salad, you don't need a res-er-VAY-shun!"from Fugazi's 'Target'

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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:00 pm
by Plantweed_Archive
God's ballsSweet juicesJesus, Jesus drank Orange Squeeze-ItAnd he sideburns ” Tad, "Boiler Room"

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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:00 pm
by falsedog_Archive
David Bowie - Space Oddity: "The papers want to know whose shirts you wear"... misheard as "who shot you where". At once commenting on how the papers want to know: "who photographed you with whom", "who managed to send you to ..where in space?" and ultimately the intimate circumstances of your own assassination by a "fan". Clever stuff, Bowie...that's why I'm a fan. The reality about shirts a return to earth then, but still some ambiguity about fashion or football. Your astronaut being the ultimate mix of hippy and jock.

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Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:00 pm
by Andy_Archive
Up until five minutes ago, I've always thought that "Surf Combat" opened "Sand in my shorts". I think I can be excused for concluding that it makes more sense than the actual lyric "Staring at lifeguards."

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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:00 pm
by Adam Sr_Archive
Chilling!Her body on the slab.Whoa-oh-oh, chilling!Frankenstein in the lab.Whoa, chilling!Whoa-oh-oh x40.

Misheard Lyrics

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:00 pm
by Dave N._Archive
WoundedFoot wrote:Marsupialized wrote:I always thought it was 'Don't try to be young baby' in 'Die Die My Darling'I am 90% sure I am wrong on a huge portion of the Misfits catalogI thought let those bastards believe in Angelfuck was live responsibly. It's kinda necessary to look up the lyrics to Danzig-era Misfits. Not only because the lyrics are hilarious, but you can also know what the fuck he's warbling about.I had a friend in high school who thought Evilive was called Chilling.With a slight stretch of the imagination, I can see where he was coming from.