I am one of the above-mentioned power mad liberals.

So are most of my friends.

We meet at night, plotting new ways to make everyone black and gay. It's a tough job but only liberals with egos the size of ours are up to it. We hold mass rallies in the form of DIY shows attended by literally tens of other power-hungry liberals. There we espouse our modern liberal politics in propagandist form (we have even written our own angular anthems on electric guitar to sell our worldview). Soon we hope to have control of at least one basement/upstairs of a pub 5 miles outside the city centre in every major city in the Western world. There will be no stopping us. We will not rest until we have pressed our first 7" and distributed it beyond our bedrooms!

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Adam CR wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:gay (Jewish) cable!

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si-maro wrote:I am one of the above-mentioned power mad liberals.

So are most of my friends.

We meet at night, plotting new ways to make everyone black and gay. It's a tough job but only liberals with egos the size of ours are up to it. We hold mass rallies in the form of DIY shows attended by literally tens of other power-hungry liberals. There we espouse our modern liberal politics in propagandist form (we have even written our own angular anthems on electric guitar to sell our worldview). Soon we hope to have control of at least one basement/upstairs of a pub 5 miles outside the city centre in every major city in the Western world. There will be no stopping us. We will not rest until we have pressed our first 7" and distributed it beyond our bedrooms!

I think we should all wear matching pink berets. Y'know, kind of a "we're militant and scary but will queer the fuck out of you."

What do you think?

I was going to start exercising more to slim down a bit, but now I have decided to move to the coast of Sumatra where I will be instantaneously lighter.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/08/060804135910.htm

Jon