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Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:32 pm
by alex maiolo_Archive
Book:
Tabasco! (The True Story Of America's Fourteenth Most Popular Condiment)
New Yorker Magazine Short Fiction:
Caught Touching Himself
Newspaper Article:
Local Area Hobo Finds Fingerless Gloves, Tophat
-A
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:39 am
by tbone_Archive
I was out of town and missed a few days. I hope I can join back into the fun. Here are my submissions for the day:
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Adventures of the Ragtag Western Avenue Shopping Cart Hobo Gang Part 1: The Quest For the Golden CTA Transfer Ticket
The Worst and Stupidest Way To Spend One's Money: A Guide to Customizing Your Shitbox
The Year End Roundup of Movies I Didn't See But Will Critique Anyway
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:40 am
by tbone_Archive
Dammit, I just realized you stole my hobo thunder 12 hours before I posted. And also that I had to edit this post twice because I cannot tell time.
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:53 am
by alex maiolo_Archive
tbone wrote:Dammit, I just realized you stole my hobo thunder 12 hours before I posted. And also that I had to edit this post twice because I cannot tell time.
Time impared hobo story stealer....
-A
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:57 am
by chopjob_Archive
-Imam Introduces Fatwah-wah Pedal
-Togetherheid: On The Road To Peace In The Middle West
-Straw Man Bailed
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:58 am
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
Dearest tbone,
Your thunder isn't worth stealing.
Wave bye bye.
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:14 pm
by sunlore_Archive
scott wrote:All-Terrain Pregnancy
Glen Benton Is Gay
How I Killed A Eurojudge and Got Off Scott-Free
Though I as Eurojudge usually scoff at jury's (or the *voice of the people* for that matter), I think I will call for one at this particular instance:
If there is anyone out there who thinks Scott's submissions are even remotely up to snuff, please speak up now, or he will be eliminated before midnight, Chicago time.
And don't even bother using one of your 12,000 other user accounts, Scott. I'm watching you.
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:14 pm
by Sid Hartha_Archive
alex maiolo wrote:Book:
Newspaper Article:
Local Area Hobo Finds Fingerless Gloves, Tophat
His dog up and died
His dog up and died
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:57 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
No White Left Behind: The Katrina Story
Everybody Fists: A Parent's Guide To Explaining Why Daddy's Hand Smells Like Vaseline
Savor God's Love: The Confessions of a Priest
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:01 pm
by i got this one_Archive
the time when mom came over and picked me up from when i was at steves' house and she yelld at him for punching her
give me cheesy breads and dont punch mom
steve albini punched my mom