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Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:21 pm
by trilonaut_Archive
"except the pope maybe in rome"

that's quite a line, there.

mya wrote:Up jumps my butt
nigga what nigga what


?!?

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:36 pm
by andyman_Archive
lemur68 wrote:
Lightning crashes, a new mother cries
ok, whatever

her placenta falls to the floor
WHAT



Wow, how could I forget those guys. Another one of their gems:

oh Hitler, in a robe of truth
my emptiness has built your altar
and I've worshipped myself in you forever
until now

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:40 pm
by burun_Archive
tipcat wrote:That [edit] "Rapping Duke" song from the 80s.

"Duh huh, huh huh. Duh huh huh, huh huh huh."

I actually do not hate this song, or that "Uh, uh, Eugene" song.

In fact, I would like to hear that Eugene song again.

Hubba bubba I've got better things to do/I've got plans and they don't include you tonight


Not brilliant, but good.

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:42 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
"I Knew The Bride When She Used To Rock 'n Roll"

Just heard that song today on the radio in a store and remembered how shitty it is.

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:40 am
by Justin from Queens_Archive
davesec wrote:"water" is not a good fucking word to stick into your lyrics, it's hard to get out smoothly and with any sort of rhythm/scansion at all christ


I suggest you listen to the song "Loss Leader" by Codeine off of "The White Birch". The 'chorus' part of the song has a really stunning use of the word water. It's so beautiful that it forces you to stop and listen. Really - it's the perfect word for that part of the song.

= Justin

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:44 am
by simmo_Archive
I just heard a song on Radio One called "She's So Lovely" by popular beat combo Scouting For Girls.

Christ's fat cock it was bad. Really, really, really, violently, horribly, disgustingly, atrociously appalling. It's the first song I've heard in a long time that has made a serious bid for Lamest Song Ever Recorded.

Hope you're feeling brave, because ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the lyrics:

Scouting for Girls wrote:I love the way she feels her clothes
I love those frekles on her nose
I love the way she plays it cool
I think that she is beautiful

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

You're funny
You're yummy
You wear tops that show a little tummy
It's easy to tease me
You never ever looked that pleased to see me

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
how we'll make it though this
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know....

I love the way she bites her lip
I love the way she shakes her hips
I love the way she makes me drool
I think that you are beautiful

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

You're funny
You're yummy
I think your daddy makes a lot of money

It's easy to tease me
She never ever looked that pleased to see me
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
How we'll make it though this
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know....

I think that you are lovely
I think that you are beautiful

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
How we'll make it though this
I don't know. I don't know, I don't know....


Utter dross.

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
How we'll make it though this


Quite.

The worst part is that these insufferable cunts list Mark Twain and Herman Melville amongst their influences.


Fuck you, Scouting For Girls. Fuck you.

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:35 am
by marxandtheyounghegelians_Archive
simmo wrote:I just heard a song on Radio One called "She's So Lovely" by popular beat combo Scouting For Girls.

Christ's fat cock it was bad. Really, really, really, violently, horribly, disgustingly, atrociously appalling. It's the first song I've heard in a long time that has made a serious bid for Lamest Song Ever Recorded.

Hope you're feeling brave, because ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the lyrics:

Scouting for Girls wrote:I love the way she feels her clothes
I love those frekles on her nose
I love the way she plays it cool
I think that she is beautiful

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

You're funny
You're yummy
You wear tops that show a little tummy
It's easy to tease me
You never ever looked that pleased to see me

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
how we'll make it though this
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know....

I love the way she bites her lip
I love the way she shakes her hips
I love the way she makes me drool
I think that you are beautiful

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

You're funny
You're yummy
I think your daddy makes a lot of money

It's easy to tease me
She never ever looked that pleased to see me
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
How we'll make it though this
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know....

I think that you are lovely
I think that you are beautiful

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
How we'll make it though this
I don't know. I don't know, I don't know....


Utter dross.

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
How we'll make it though this


Quite.

The worst part is that these insufferable cunts list Mark Twain and Herman Melville amongst their influences.


Fuck you, Scouting For Girls. Fuck you.



hahahahah A+
i guarantee that the song "it's not about you" is far worse.

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:37 am
by marxandtheyounghegelians_Archive
holy cow! i just scrolled down to reveal to entire profile.
it's...it's...an ACTUAL band?
i thought it was someone joking around i their parent's basement with a guitar and maybe a keyboard to simulate percussion.
yikes!

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:40 am
by simmo_Archive
Scouting for Girls wrote:I love the way she makes me drool
I think that you are beautiful


Worst. Rhyme. Ever.

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:05 am
by Colonel Panic_Archive
That couplet could have been penned by a retarded nine-year-old.